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: #Laughs A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk.

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: #Laughs What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ? Get a tame one and annoy it !

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between an onion and an accordion? A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

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: #Laughs I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.

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: #Laughs WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her inlaws, and while there, she went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

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: #Laughs Why God Doesn't Have a PhD:1.

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: #Laughs |Marriage is not a word.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the conceited blonde? A: She screams her own name when she comes.

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: #Laughs How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs? None.

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: #Laughs |Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T.

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: #Laughs A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.

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: #Laughs A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South.He got a ride from a mean-looking redneck trucker.

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: #Laughs My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!..................So I Fucked her 3 times and then hit her with a baseball bat.

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: #Laughs What kind of music do phones love to hear? A symphony

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: #Laughs What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you? A phone moan.

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: #Laughs How does a real man know whenever his girlfriend is having an orgasm?A real man doesn't care.

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: #Laughs Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 - 1 to make the batter and 29 to peel the smarties.

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: #Laughs A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.

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: #Laughs While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who was pretty and intelligent.

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: #Laughs An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in love.

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: #Laughs A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk.

: #Laughs What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ? Get a tame one and annoy it !

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between an onion and an accordion? A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

: #Laughs I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.

: #Laughs WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her inlaws, and while there, she went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

: #Laughs Why God Doesn't Have a PhD:1.

: #Laughs |Marriage is not a word.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the conceited blonde? A: She screams her own name when she comes.

: #Laughs How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs? None.

: #Laughs |Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T.

: #Laughs A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.

: #Laughs A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South.He got a ride from a mean-looking redneck trucker.

: #Laughs My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!..................So I Fucked her 3 times and then hit her with a baseball bat.

: #Laughs What kind of music do phones love to hear? A symphony

: #Laughs What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you? A phone moan.

: #Laughs How does a real man know whenever his girlfriend is having an orgasm?A real man doesn't care.

: #Laughs Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 - 1 to make the batter and 29 to peel the smarties.

: #Laughs A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.

: #Laughs While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who was pretty and intelligent.

: #Laughs An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in love.

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