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: #Laughs Children's worst book titles!You Were an Accident Strangers Have the Best Candy The Little Sissy Who Snitched Some Kittens Can Fly! Getting More Chocolate on Your Face Where Would You Like to Be Buried? Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

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: #Laughs TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE STAR WARS CHARACTERS WOULD KICK BUTT IN THE STAR TREK UNIVERSE10) In the Star Wars Universe weapons are rarely, if ever, set on "STUN."9) The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of 20 jus

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: #Laughs An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various crimes and are taken to the Guillotine.The executioner places the Italian on the block and asks if he has any last words.

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: #Laughs Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit? An exhorsist!

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: #Laughs Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go before St.

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: #Laughs The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet.

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: #Laughs Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of Fortune and Terror8:30 The Price is Right if Saddam Says it's Right9:00 Children are Forbidden to Say The Darndest Things9:3

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: #Laughs Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three.

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: #Laughs "Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a minute ago, and he splashed some on his right leg and then he threw away his right crutch! Then he splashed some more on the other leg and threw away his left crutch!" "

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil? A religious movement!

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: #Laughs New Polish navy has glass bottom boats, to see to the old Polish navy.

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: #Laughs Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ? Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

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: #Laughs * CHRISTMAS PARTY*FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI'm happy to i

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: #Laughs HOW TO SATISFY A WOMANCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, humor, stimulate, stroke, console, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch

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: #Laughs I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver, I quipped, "I don't think that is going to help much, hon?""Sure it does," he said.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby.

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: #Laughs How can you spell chilly with two letters? IC (icy) .

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: #Laughs What is the difference between Russian Optimist, Pessimist and Realist? An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

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: #Laughs A tech support employee once received a call from a disgruntled lady who had purchase one of their PCs.

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: #Laughs What do you call an ant from overseas ? Impartant

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: #Laughs Children's worst book titles!You Were an Accident Strangers Have the Best Candy The Little Sissy Who Snitched Some Kittens Can Fly! Getting More Chocolate on Your Face Where Would You Like to Be Buried? Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

: #Laughs TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE STAR WARS CHARACTERS WOULD KICK BUTT IN THE STAR TREK UNIVERSE10) In the Star Wars Universe weapons are rarely, if ever, set on "STUN."9) The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of 20 jus

: #Laughs An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various crimes and are taken to the Guillotine.The executioner places the Italian on the block and asks if he has any last words.

: #Laughs Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit? An exhorsist!

: #Laughs Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go before St.

: #Laughs The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet.

: #Laughs Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of Fortune and Terror8:30 The Price is Right if Saddam Says it's Right9:00 Children are Forbidden to Say The Darndest Things9:3

: #Laughs Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three.

: #Laughs "Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a minute ago, and he splashed some on his right leg and then he threw away his right crutch! Then he splashed some more on the other leg and threw away his left crutch!" "

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil? A religious movement!

: #Laughs New Polish navy has glass bottom boats, to see to the old Polish navy.

: #Laughs Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ? Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

: #Laughs * CHRISTMAS PARTY*FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI'm happy to i

: #Laughs HOW TO SATISFY A WOMANCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, humor, stimulate, stroke, console, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch

: #Laughs I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver, I quipped, "I don't think that is going to help much, hon?""Sure it does," he said.

: #Laughs Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby.

: #Laughs How can you spell chilly with two letters? IC (icy) .

: #Laughs What is the difference between Russian Optimist, Pessimist and Realist? An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

: #Laughs A tech support employee once received a call from a disgruntled lady who had purchase one of their PCs.

: #Laughs What do you call an ant from overseas ? Impartant

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