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: #Laughs Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!

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: #Laughs Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don't come in!Your Momma so dirty, when she stand next to a building she look like an alley!Your Momma so poor, she go to Mcdonalds to put a shake on layaway!Your Momma so dumb, she called in

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: #Laughs What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna

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: #Laughs Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common? A: Men usually miss all three.

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: #Laughs What part of a car is the laziest? The wheels.

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: #Laughs Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight attendants that breakfast could be served.One of the passengers, upset because he was awakened, growled, "Whoturned on the fucking lights!""Oh, no sir," the ne

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: #Laughs Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stops by his office.

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: #Laughs |A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store.The three women decide to hide in three potato sacks.The cop kicks the first bag, and the brunette says, "meow", the cop says, "oh, its only

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: #Laughs |Q: What is a dog's favorite sport?A: Formula 1 drooling!Q: What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk?A: A Great Dane out!Q: Where does a Rottweiller sit in the cinema?A: Anywhere it wants to!Q: What did the angry man sing when h

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: #Laughs YESTERDAY---------------Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I believe in yesterday.Suddenly,There's not half the files there used to be,And there's a milestonehanging over meThe system crashed so sudd

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: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat...that she broke a branch in her family tree!

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: #Laughs |There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink.

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: #Laughs A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came along.

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: #Laughs What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!

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: #Laughs A man has a dog that snores in his sleep.

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: #Laughs What's the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader

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: #Laughs A man dies and goes to Heaven.

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: #Laughs Two gay men were partners for life and finally decided they wanted a child of their own.

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: #Laughs It was spring in the old west.

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: #Laughs Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!

: #Laughs Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don't come in!Your Momma so dirty, when she stand next to a building she look like an alley!Your Momma so poor, she go to Mcdonalds to put a shake on layaway!Your Momma so dumb, she called in

: #Laughs What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna

: #Laughs Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common? A: Men usually miss all three.

: #Laughs What part of a car is the laziest? The wheels.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight attendants that breakfast could be served.One of the passengers, upset because he was awakened, growled, "Whoturned on the fucking lights!""Oh, no sir," the ne

: #Laughs Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stops by his office.

: #Laughs |A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store.The three women decide to hide in three potato sacks.The cop kicks the first bag, and the brunette says, "meow", the cop says, "oh, its only

: #Laughs |Q: What is a dog's favorite sport?A: Formula 1 drooling!Q: What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk?A: A Great Dane out!Q: Where does a Rottweiller sit in the cinema?A: Anywhere it wants to!Q: What did the angry man sing when h

: #Laughs YESTERDAY---------------Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I believe in yesterday.Suddenly,There's not half the files there used to be,And there's a milestonehanging over meThe system crashed so sudd

: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat...that she broke a branch in her family tree!

: #Laughs |There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink.

: #Laughs A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came along.

: #Laughs What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!

: #Laughs A man has a dog that snores in his sleep.

: #Laughs What's the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader

: #Laughs A man dies and goes to Heaven.

: #Laughs Two gay men were partners for life and finally decided they wanted a child of their own.

: #Laughs It was spring in the old west.

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