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: #Laughs Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ? In the croakroom !

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: #Laughs A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay fo

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: #Laughs An old preacher was dying.

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: #Laughs School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason.

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: #Laughs |A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can't serve you," states the barman."Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice."You're under 18," replies the barman.

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: #Laughs What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ? A ladder in her stocking !

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: #Laughs First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up trash? Second Caribou: The litterbug.

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: #Laughs How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road? It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

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: #Laughs How can you tell if you're at a bulemic bachelor party? The cake jumps out of the girl.

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: #Laughs Retire Aged Personell EarlyTO ALL MCCCD EMPLOYEESFROM GOVERNING BOREDDATE 22 APR 19861.

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: #Laughs Two aliens from outer space landed in Las Vegas and were wandering around the casinos.

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: #Laughs |How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your eating outside!

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: #Laughs |What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop moths eating your clothes?Because rolling stones gather no moths!

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: #Laughs "I was married 3 times" explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and I'll never marry again.

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: #Laughs Two friends: - I heard that you have founded a musical band. - Yes, it is a quartet. - How many are you? - We are three. - Three? - Me and my brother. - You have a brother? - No, why do you ask?

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: #Laughs A man had just been laid off from work.

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: #Laughs What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign, 'Clean Washroom'? He cleaned it!

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: #Laughs General Heath, a famous lover of parade music and marching drill ceremonies, once listened to a symphonic orchestra playing. When asked about his impressions, he commented: "No military precision in drill..." "Why?" "Did you see thos

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: #Laughs Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard.

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: #Laughs Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done! You have now completed Christopher Reeves workout video.

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: #Laughs Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ? In the croakroom !

: #Laughs A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay fo

: #Laughs An old preacher was dying.

: #Laughs School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason.

: #Laughs |A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can't serve you," states the barman."Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice."You're under 18," replies the barman.

: #Laughs What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ? A ladder in her stocking !

: #Laughs First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up trash? Second Caribou: The litterbug.

: #Laughs How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road? It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

: #Laughs How can you tell if you're at a bulemic bachelor party? The cake jumps out of the girl.

: #Laughs Retire Aged Personell EarlyTO ALL MCCCD EMPLOYEESFROM GOVERNING BOREDDATE 22 APR 19861.

: #Laughs Two aliens from outer space landed in Las Vegas and were wandering around the casinos.

: #Laughs |How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your eating outside!

: #Laughs |What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop moths eating your clothes?Because rolling stones gather no moths!

: #Laughs "I was married 3 times" explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and I'll never marry again.

: #Laughs Two friends: - I heard that you have founded a musical band. - Yes, it is a quartet. - How many are you? - We are three. - Three? - Me and my brother. - You have a brother? - No, why do you ask?

: #Laughs A man had just been laid off from work.

: #Laughs What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign, 'Clean Washroom'? He cleaned it!

: #Laughs General Heath, a famous lover of parade music and marching drill ceremonies, once listened to a symphonic orchestra playing. When asked about his impressions, he commented: "No military precision in drill..." "Why?" "Did you see thos

: #Laughs Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard.

: #Laughs Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done! You have now completed Christopher Reeves workout video.

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