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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs With all the recent talk of cloning, you'd think it was a new thing.But in fact, a very wealthy westerner had himself cloned many years ago.

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: #Laughs Q: Why was a blind man's leg wet? A: Her dog was blind too.

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: #Laughs Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring. He went in and saw an altar with a large zero in the middle and a banner that said 'N I L'.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a Rolls Royce with a vampire? A monster that attacks expensive cars and sucks out their gas tanks.

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: #Laughs One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip ...

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: #Laughs |Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A stripey sweater!Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?A: She's got that down in the mouth look!Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?A: A peeping tom!Q: Why is

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: #Laughs At what time of day was Adam born? Just before Eve.

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: #Laughs Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.

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: #Laughs Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree ornaments, singing carols around the upright piano, sipping at their drinks and nibbling hors d'oeuvres.Festivity Level 2: Your guests are talking lo

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: #Laughs Researchers say they've discovered a tree extract that could help to prevent herpes...Must be a rubber tree...

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde call the welfare office? She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

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: #Laughs What is small, furry and smells like bacon ? A hamster !

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to stick it out for one more year!

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: #Laughs Q: Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? A: Because The organe Juice said concentrate

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: #Laughs Dearest Darling Son and That Person You Married,Merry Christmas to you, and please don't worry about poor old me.

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: #Laughs A job negotiator and a feminist were in dispute...

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: #Laughs Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

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: #Laughs An honest weatherman says, "Today's forecast is bright and sunny with an 80% chance that I'm wrong."

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: #Laughs Sign seen in a bar: "Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs With all the recent talk of cloning, you'd think it was a new thing.But in fact, a very wealthy westerner had himself cloned many years ago.

: #Laughs Q: Why was a blind man's leg wet? A: Her dog was blind too.

: #Laughs Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring. He went in and saw an altar with a large zero in the middle and a banner that said 'N I L'.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a Rolls Royce with a vampire? A monster that attacks expensive cars and sucks out their gas tanks.

: #Laughs One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip ...

: #Laughs |Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A stripey sweater!Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?A: She's got that down in the mouth look!Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?A: A peeping tom!Q: Why is

: #Laughs At what time of day was Adam born? Just before Eve.

: #Laughs Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.

: #Laughs Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree ornaments, singing carols around the upright piano, sipping at their drinks and nibbling hors d'oeuvres.Festivity Level 2: Your guests are talking lo

: #Laughs Researchers say they've discovered a tree extract that could help to prevent herpes...Must be a rubber tree...

: #Laughs Why did the blonde call the welfare office? She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

: #Laughs What is small, furry and smells like bacon ? A hamster !

: #Laughs Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to stick it out for one more year!

: #Laughs Q: Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? A: Because The organe Juice said concentrate

: #Laughs Dearest Darling Son and That Person You Married,Merry Christmas to you, and please don't worry about poor old me.

: #Laughs A job negotiator and a feminist were in dispute...

: #Laughs Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

: #Laughs An honest weatherman says, "Today's forecast is bright and sunny with an 80% chance that I'm wrong."

: #Laughs Sign seen in a bar: "Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."

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