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: #Laughs |A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

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: #Laughs In Florida there was a swimming contest.

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: #Laughs Once there was a millionaire who had a collection of live alligators.

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: #Laughs Who lost a herd of elephants ? Big bo peep !

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: #Laughs Teacher: Can you count to 10? Fred: Yes, teacher-one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Teacher: Now go on from there. Fred: Jack, Queen, King.

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: #Laughs Yo' Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was covered with cockroaches!I asked her what she was watching, and she said 'All My Children'

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: #Laughs What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift!

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: #Laughs Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf

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: #Laughs Little Johnny's is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in one hand and the other hand in his pants pocket.Along come Priest Joe and he thinks to himself, "This is a goodopportunity to say something from the bible to Little Johnny

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: #Laughs What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ? A snake charmer !

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: #Laughs A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at "it" for three days straight.The groom arose early and was reading the paper, thinking it was time to do something else.

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: #Laughs The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely."I demand proper manners in bed," she declared, "just as I do at the dinner table!"Amused by his wife's formality, the gro

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: #Laughs How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob

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: #Laughs Why does a vampire clean his teeth three times a day? To prevent bat breath.

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: #Laughs Barber: Your hair is getting grey, Sir. Customer: I'm not surprised - hurry up, will you?

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: #Laughs |Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to report that her husband was missing.

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: #Laughs |A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph.

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: #Laughs |The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back.He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundl

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: #Laughs What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe? A long necked toothbrush.

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: #Laughs |A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time.

: #Laughs Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

: #Laughs In Florida there was a swimming contest.

: #Laughs Once there was a millionaire who had a collection of live alligators.

: #Laughs Who lost a herd of elephants ? Big bo peep !

: #Laughs Teacher: Can you count to 10? Fred: Yes, teacher-one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Teacher: Now go on from there. Fred: Jack, Queen, King.

: #Laughs Yo' Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was covered with cockroaches!I asked her what she was watching, and she said 'All My Children'

: #Laughs What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift!

: #Laughs Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf

: #Laughs Little Johnny's is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in one hand and the other hand in his pants pocket.Along come Priest Joe and he thinks to himself, "This is a goodopportunity to say something from the bible to Little Johnny

: #Laughs What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ? A snake charmer !

: #Laughs A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at "it" for three days straight.The groom arose early and was reading the paper, thinking it was time to do something else.

: #Laughs The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely."I demand proper manners in bed," she declared, "just as I do at the dinner table!"Amused by his wife's formality, the gro

: #Laughs How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob

: #Laughs Why does a vampire clean his teeth three times a day? To prevent bat breath.

: #Laughs Barber: Your hair is getting grey, Sir. Customer: I'm not surprised - hurry up, will you?

: #Laughs |Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to report that her husband was missing.

: #Laughs |A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph.

: #Laughs |The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back.He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundl

: #Laughs What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe? A long necked toothbrush.

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