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: #Laughs Politically Correct Feminine Terminology from aperreat@saunix.sau.edu: Have you ever wanted to talk about a girl but was afraid that youwould offend the person standing near you?...NOT.

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: #Laughs What's a mouse's favourite record ? Please cheese me !

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: #Laughs The Perfect Dump - Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it's rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects.

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: #Laughs First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me.

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: #Laughs There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around.

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: #Laughs An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors.

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: #Laughs What kind of bell doesn't ring? A dumbbell.

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: #Laughs |Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over the dashboard.

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: #Laughs What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ? The deputy head !

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: #Laughs A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles are.

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: #Laughs A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War, and she noted then that women customarily walked about 10 feet behind their husbands. She returned to Kuwait recently and observed that the men

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: #Laughs Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet, you'll be fat and useless when you grow up. Pupil: Wow! You must have spent hours surfing when you were a kid!

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: #Laughs |Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball."I was the James Bond type of player," he told his friends.

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: #Laughs A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table.

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together? A: Dino-mite.

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: #Laughs |A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can't serve you," states the barman."Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice."You're under 18," replies the barman.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Spice Girls does it take to change a light bulb ?A: They can't sing, they can't dance and they look awful.

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: #Laughs Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common? A: Men usually miss all three.

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: #Laughs Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks."The other blonde looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks.""No.

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: #Laughs Politically Correct Feminine Terminology from aperreat@saunix.sau.edu: Have you ever wanted to talk about a girl but was afraid that youwould offend the person standing near you?...NOT.

: #Laughs What's a mouse's favourite record ? Please cheese me !

: #Laughs The Perfect Dump - Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it's rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects.

: #Laughs First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me.

: #Laughs There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around.

: #Laughs An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors.

: #Laughs What kind of bell doesn't ring? A dumbbell.

: #Laughs |Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over the dashboard.

: #Laughs What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ? The deputy head !

: #Laughs A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles are.

: #Laughs A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War, and she noted then that women customarily walked about 10 feet behind their husbands. She returned to Kuwait recently and observed that the men

: #Laughs Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet, you'll be fat and useless when you grow up. Pupil: Wow! You must have spent hours surfing when you were a kid!

: #Laughs |Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball."I was the James Bond type of player," he told his friends.

: #Laughs A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table.

: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool.

: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together? A: Dino-mite.

: #Laughs |A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can't serve you," states the barman."Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice."You're under 18," replies the barman.

: #Laughs Q: How many Spice Girls does it take to change a light bulb ?A: They can't sing, they can't dance and they look awful.

: #Laughs Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common? A: Men usually miss all three.

: #Laughs Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks."The other blonde looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks.""No.

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