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: #Laughs If Microsoft made toasters...Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have to buya toaster.

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: #Laughs |Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do elephants have trunks?Because they've no pockets to put things in!Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?To stop getting wet!What do elephants do in the e

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: #Laughs Can bees fly in the rain ? Not without their little yellow jackets !

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: #Laughs ttle Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better, and to help with their spelling.

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: #Laughs |Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole.

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: #Laughs Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton's Privates All the President's Women The Lying King Free Willy Terms of Impeachment Driving Miss Monica Independent Counsel Day The Six Commandments The Full Moni

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: #Laughs A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking.

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: #Laughs When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button? When somebody says, 'Well done'!

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: #Laughs A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch.

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: #Laughs A man walks into an auto parts store and says "I'd like a rear view mirror for my Yugo." The man behind the counter thinks about this for a while, then says "Yup, seems like a fair trade to me."

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: #Laughs Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night? He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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: #Laughs Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!

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: #Laughs The husband finally wised up to the fact that his wife was less than faithful.

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: #Laughs It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season.

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: #Laughs Why did the fly fly ?

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: #Laughs Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the dark.

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: #Laughs |Two robbers were robbing a hotel.

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: #Laughs What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ? Sleep in the wardrobe !

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the three ministers who were talking about their common problem with bats in the belfry of the church?The first: "I shot at them with a shotgun; but it only spoiled the woodwork."The second: "I tried a more humane approach, nett

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: #Laughs Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it?Wife: You wear briefs, don't you?

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: #Laughs If Microsoft made toasters...Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have to buya toaster.

: #Laughs |Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do elephants have trunks?Because they've no pockets to put things in!Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?To stop getting wet!What do elephants do in the e

: #Laughs Can bees fly in the rain ? Not without their little yellow jackets !

: #Laughs ttle Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better, and to help with their spelling.

: #Laughs |Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole.

: #Laughs Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton's Privates All the President's Women The Lying King Free Willy Terms of Impeachment Driving Miss Monica Independent Counsel Day The Six Commandments The Full Moni

: #Laughs A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking.

: #Laughs When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button? When somebody says, 'Well done'!

: #Laughs A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch.

: #Laughs A man walks into an auto parts store and says "I'd like a rear view mirror for my Yugo." The man behind the counter thinks about this for a while, then says "Yup, seems like a fair trade to me."

: #Laughs Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night? He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

: #Laughs Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!

: #Laughs The husband finally wised up to the fact that his wife was less than faithful.

: #Laughs It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season.

: #Laughs Why did the fly fly ?

: #Laughs Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the dark.

: #Laughs |Two robbers were robbing a hotel.

: #Laughs What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ? Sleep in the wardrobe !

: #Laughs Did you hear about the three ministers who were talking about their common problem with bats in the belfry of the church?The first: "I shot at them with a shotgun; but it only spoiled the woodwork."The second: "I tried a more humane approach, nett

: #Laughs Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it?Wife: You wear briefs, don't you?

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