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: #Laughs A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender replies "I'm sorry, We don't serve strings"The string, angry, runs to the bathroom and ties himself up into knots until his ends are frayed.Then he walks back out and asks

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: #Laughs The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night.Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the Devil! Let him knowhow little you think of his evil!"The dying man said nothing.The priest repeated his order.

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: #Laughs "What do you do?" a young man asked the beautiful girl he was dancing with.

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: #Laughs A man was walking across the road when he had an accident.

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: #Laughs MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.

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: #Laughs Married life is very frustrating.

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: #Laughs Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team? The players all drowned in spring training.

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: #Laughs Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the menu, sir? Monster: No thanks, just bring me the passenger list.

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: #Laughs Q: Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine? A: It depends on the age.

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: #Laughs what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheque!

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: #Laughs Slim walked into his local post office and noticed a new sign on the wall: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY IN MONTANA "Gosh!" he said, "If n only that job was in Texas, Ah'd take it!"

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: #Laughs What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica

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: #Laughs Where can you dance in California? San Frandisco.

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: #Laughs 10.

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: #Laughs Why did the rabbit cross the road? Chicken's day off!

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: #Laughs Why does a rooster watch TV ? For hentertainment !

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: #Laughs The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were 'protecting.' Feeling the heat from the police force, they decide to use a deaf person for this job, figuring if he were to g

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: #Laughs How does a pig write home? With a pig pen.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alaska ! Alaska who ? Alaska my mummy !

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: #Laughs One day a blonde, red-head, and a brunette were driving through the desert when all of a sudden their car broke down.

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: #Laughs A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender replies "I'm sorry, We don't serve strings"The string, angry, runs to the bathroom and ties himself up into knots until his ends are frayed.Then he walks back out and asks

: #Laughs The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night.Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the Devil! Let him knowhow little you think of his evil!"The dying man said nothing.The priest repeated his order.

: #Laughs "What do you do?" a young man asked the beautiful girl he was dancing with.

: #Laughs A man was walking across the road when he had an accident.

: #Laughs MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.

: #Laughs Married life is very frustrating.

: #Laughs Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team? The players all drowned in spring training.

: #Laughs Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the menu, sir? Monster: No thanks, just bring me the passenger list.

: #Laughs Q: Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine? A: It depends on the age.

: #Laughs what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheque!

: #Laughs Slim walked into his local post office and noticed a new sign on the wall: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY IN MONTANA "Gosh!" he said, "If n only that job was in Texas, Ah'd take it!"

: #Laughs What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica

: #Laughs Where can you dance in California? San Frandisco.

: #Laughs 10.

: #Laughs Why did the rabbit cross the road? Chicken's day off!

: #Laughs Why does a rooster watch TV ? For hentertainment !

: #Laughs The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were 'protecting.' Feeling the heat from the police force, they decide to use a deaf person for this job, figuring if he were to g

: #Laughs How does a pig write home? With a pig pen.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alaska ! Alaska who ? Alaska my mummy !

: #Laughs One day a blonde, red-head, and a brunette were driving through the desert when all of a sudden their car broke down.

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