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: #Laughs What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane ? A dandy lion !

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: #Laughs Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worryworry worry"A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!

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: #Laughs Q: When is a farmer like a magician? A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

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: #Laughs What's a rabbits' favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.

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: #Laughs |What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is the definition of a caterpillar?A worm in a fur coat!What has stripes and pulls a tractor?A caterpillar tractor!What does a cat go to sleep on?A caterpillow!What's green an

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: #Laughs I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!"

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: #Laughs Two mates are having a chat over a beer."Do you like sheilas with bad body odour and bad breath?"one bloke asks his friend."No way!" his mate replies."Well," says the first bloke,"do you like pussies you could hide a watermelon in?""Fuck no!" his

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: #Laughs John receives a phone call.

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: #Laughs There is a child molester and a young boy walking through a deep remote forest.

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: #Laughs A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog.

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: #Laughs |Parent's Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.FULL NAME: what you call your child when you're mad at him.GRAND

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: #Laughs While driving down a steep and curvy logging road, a group of biologists loose control of their 4-wd "Jimmy" and careen down the hill.

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: #Laughs Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen? Criminal: It wasn't when I took it.

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: #Laughs A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion. "What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?" asked the Rabbi. "Well,

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: #Laughs |Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America.

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: #Laughs How do some men avoid making a wrong career move?They never get a job!

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: #Laughs I've been shopping for my wife's birthday present.

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: #Laughs An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various crimes and are taken to the Guillotine.The executioner places the Italian on the block and asks if he has any last words.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Audrey! Audrey who? Audrey be doing this! Knock Knock Who's there? Augusta! Augusta who? Augusta go home now! Knock Knock Who's there? Aunt Lou! Aunt Lou who? Aunt Lou do you think you are! Knock Knock Who's there? Ashley!

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!

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: #Laughs What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane ? A dandy lion !

: #Laughs Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worryworry worry"A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!

: #Laughs Q: When is a farmer like a magician? A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

: #Laughs What's a rabbits' favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.

: #Laughs |What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is the definition of a caterpillar?A worm in a fur coat!What has stripes and pulls a tractor?A caterpillar tractor!What does a cat go to sleep on?A caterpillow!What's green an

: #Laughs I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!"

: #Laughs Two mates are having a chat over a beer."Do you like sheilas with bad body odour and bad breath?"one bloke asks his friend."No way!" his mate replies."Well," says the first bloke,"do you like pussies you could hide a watermelon in?""Fuck no!" his

: #Laughs John receives a phone call.

: #Laughs There is a child molester and a young boy walking through a deep remote forest.

: #Laughs A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog.

: #Laughs |Parent's Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.FULL NAME: what you call your child when you're mad at him.GRAND

: #Laughs While driving down a steep and curvy logging road, a group of biologists loose control of their 4-wd "Jimmy" and careen down the hill.

: #Laughs Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen? Criminal: It wasn't when I took it.

: #Laughs A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion. "What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?" asked the Rabbi. "Well,

: #Laughs |Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America.

: #Laughs How do some men avoid making a wrong career move?They never get a job!

: #Laughs I've been shopping for my wife's birthday present.

: #Laughs An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various crimes and are taken to the Guillotine.The executioner places the Italian on the block and asks if he has any last words.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Audrey! Audrey who? Audrey be doing this! Knock Knock Who's there? Augusta! Augusta who? Augusta go home now! Knock Knock Who's there? Aunt Lou! Aunt Lou who? Aunt Lou do you think you are! Knock Knock Who's there? Ashley!

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!

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