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: #Laughs Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe.

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: #Laughs What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea ? A catameringue !

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: #Laughs The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the farmer's boy who hated the country ? He went to the big city and got a job as a shoeshine boy and so the farmer made hay while the sun shone !

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: #Laughs A man goes to the confessional and begins "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.""What is your sin, my son?" the priest asks back."Well," the man starts, "I used some horrible language this week and I feel absolutely terrible." "When did you use t

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: #Laughs What geometric figure is like a runaway parrot? A polygon .

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: #Laughs What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant.

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: #Laughs MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.

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: #Laughs How long does it take to burn a candle down ? About a wick !

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: #Laughs A family was having dinner on Mother's Day.

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: #Laughs Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc.

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: #Laughs How did Frankenstein's monster eat his lunch? He bolted it down.

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: #Laughs |How to Argue Effectively I argue very well.

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: #Laughs A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the rookie Rhode Island cop who gave out twenty-two parking tickets before he found out he was at a drive-in movie?

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: #Laughs G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy gets the girl.X: Everybody gets the girl!

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: #Laughs A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job.

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: #Laughs "Finish your lima beans or you're not getting any heroin for dessert!""If you don't stop that this instant, I'll have Grandma perform another striptease for you.""If this plexiglass wasn't between us, I'd wash your mouth out with soap, young man."

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: #Laughs Nowadays there's little meaning For a person to be gleaning When a man attaches "Doctor" to his name He may be a chiropractor Or a painless tooth extractor He's entitled to the title just the same.Or perhaps he is a preacher Or a lecturer or teach

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: #Laughs First monster: I have a hunch.

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: #Laughs Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe.

: #Laughs What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea ? A catameringue !

: #Laughs The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the farmer's boy who hated the country ? He went to the big city and got a job as a shoeshine boy and so the farmer made hay while the sun shone !

: #Laughs A man goes to the confessional and begins "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.""What is your sin, my son?" the priest asks back."Well," the man starts, "I used some horrible language this week and I feel absolutely terrible." "When did you use t

: #Laughs What geometric figure is like a runaway parrot? A polygon .

: #Laughs What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant.

: #Laughs MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.

: #Laughs How long does it take to burn a candle down ? About a wick !

: #Laughs A family was having dinner on Mother's Day.

: #Laughs Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc.

: #Laughs How did Frankenstein's monster eat his lunch? He bolted it down.

: #Laughs |How to Argue Effectively I argue very well.

: #Laughs A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the rookie Rhode Island cop who gave out twenty-two parking tickets before he found out he was at a drive-in movie?

: #Laughs G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy gets the girl.X: Everybody gets the girl!

: #Laughs A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job.

: #Laughs "Finish your lima beans or you're not getting any heroin for dessert!""If you don't stop that this instant, I'll have Grandma perform another striptease for you.""If this plexiglass wasn't between us, I'd wash your mouth out with soap, young man."

: #Laughs Nowadays there's little meaning For a person to be gleaning When a man attaches "Doctor" to his name He may be a chiropractor Or a painless tooth extractor He's entitled to the title just the same.Or perhaps he is a preacher Or a lecturer or teach

: #Laughs First monster: I have a hunch.

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