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: #Laughs How can you spell chilly with two letters? IC (icy) .

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: #Laughs Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time.

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: #Laughs Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.

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: #Laughs Fire investigators on Maui have determined the cause of a blaze that destroyed a 7,000 home last month - a short in the homeowner's newly installed fire prevention alarm system.

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: #Laughs Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed.

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: #Laughs Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard.

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: #Laughs Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, "What do you want for your birthday?" Smitty says, "I want to get laid."So Harry takes Smitty to a parrot whore house, gives him a hundred bucks, and Smitty goes upstairs with a hot-looking parrot whore.After a

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: #Laughs The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant."Anything interesting happen over-night", asked the mortitian."Yes", replied the assistant, "The most gorgeous 18 year-oldblond came in last night.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ? Bike carbonate of soda !

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit? It was an inn-grown hare!

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: #Laughs What might've happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a new peace process.

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: #Laughs |Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"To this, the ot

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: #Laughs Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school? A: If they sent her to a public school, the secret service would be out-gunned!

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: #Laughs A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.

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: #Laughs Quote from a recent meeting: "We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done".Quote from the Boss...

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: #Laughs Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ? Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

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: #Laughs A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the movies when his toupee slides off.

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: #Laughs An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.

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: #Laughs Q: How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Change it to what?

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: #Laughs How can you spell chilly with two letters? IC (icy) .

: #Laughs Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time.

: #Laughs Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.

: #Laughs Fire investigators on Maui have determined the cause of a blaze that destroyed a 7,000 home last month - a short in the homeowner's newly installed fire prevention alarm system.

: #Laughs Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed.

: #Laughs Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard.

: #Laughs Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, "What do you want for your birthday?" Smitty says, "I want to get laid."So Harry takes Smitty to a parrot whore house, gives him a hundred bucks, and Smitty goes upstairs with a hot-looking parrot whore.After a

: #Laughs The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant."Anything interesting happen over-night", asked the mortitian."Yes", replied the assistant, "The most gorgeous 18 year-oldblond came in last night.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ? Bike carbonate of soda !

: #Laughs Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit? It was an inn-grown hare!

: #Laughs What might've happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a new peace process.

: #Laughs |Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"To this, the ot

: #Laughs Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school? A: If they sent her to a public school, the secret service would be out-gunned!

: #Laughs A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.

: #Laughs Quote from a recent meeting: "We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done".Quote from the Boss...

: #Laughs Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ? Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

: #Laughs A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the movies when his toupee slides off.

: #Laughs An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.

: #Laughs Q: How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Change it to what?

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