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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ? Cantaloupe with you tonight !

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: #Laughs What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

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: #Laughs A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback.

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: #Laughs Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Brewster ! Brewster who ? Brewsters can wake you up in the morning singing cock-a-doodle doo !

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: #Laughs |Requirements for 11th Degree Black Belt Master of Judo Well before testing for this rank any experienced Judo teacher should have already learned these basic techniques: Escape from DojoThe quick exit to avoid clean up and helping with the mats.

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: #Laughs The doctor said to the housewife,"I've got good news and I've got bad news.The good news is you don't have PMS.The bad news is - you're a bitch!"

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: #Laughs Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.He says, "So what's bothering you, dear?"She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news.

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: #Laughs A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend."I put on stocking on one leg.

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: #Laughs What kind of money do fishermen make ? Net profits !

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: #Laughs A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her.

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: #Laughs What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft? A flat miner.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"? A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

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: #Laughs Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!

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: #Laughs How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!

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: #Laughs When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ? When the door is open !

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: #Laughs Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, "There's one thing I want you to know.

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: #Laughs The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise right then and there."Please," protested the college President, "you already make more than the entire History department.""Yeah, maybe so, but you don't know

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ? Cantaloupe with you tonight !

: #Laughs What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

: #Laughs A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback.

: #Laughs Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Brewster ! Brewster who ? Brewsters can wake you up in the morning singing cock-a-doodle doo !

: #Laughs |Requirements for 11th Degree Black Belt Master of Judo Well before testing for this rank any experienced Judo teacher should have already learned these basic techniques: Escape from DojoThe quick exit to avoid clean up and helping with the mats.

: #Laughs The doctor said to the housewife,"I've got good news and I've got bad news.The good news is you don't have PMS.The bad news is - you're a bitch!"

: #Laughs Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.He says, "So what's bothering you, dear?"She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news.

: #Laughs A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend."I put on stocking on one leg.

: #Laughs What kind of money do fishermen make ? Net profits !

: #Laughs A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her.

: #Laughs What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft? A flat miner.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"? A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

: #Laughs Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!

: #Laughs How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!

: #Laughs When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ? When the door is open !

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, "There's one thing I want you to know.

: #Laughs The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise right then and there."Please," protested the college President, "you already make more than the entire History department.""Yeah, maybe so, but you don't know

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