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: #Laughs One day, a man complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, guess I should see a doctor."His friend said, "Don't do that.

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: #Laughs How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

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: #Laughs |A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time.

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: #Laughs A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune and weight and dropped in a coin."Listen to this," he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card.

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: #Laughs A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in his class.

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: #Laughs There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.

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: #Laughs Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren't through yet being children.

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: #Laughs |A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now!Nurse: What is it?Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now!

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: #Laughs Customer: Do you have bacon and eggs on the menu: Waiter: No, we clean our menus regularly.

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: #Laughs An elderly couple were driving across the country.

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: #Laughs On a drive in the country, a city slicker noticed a farmer lifting a pig up to an apple tree and holding the pig there as it ate one apple after another. "Maybe I don't know what I'm talking about," said the city slicker, "but if yo

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: #Laughs My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes.

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: #Laughs What do you call a black Eskimo dog ? A dusky husky !

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: #Laughs Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!

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: #Laughs |Top Ways The Army Is Trying To Boost Recruiting8.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Barbie ! Barbie who ? Barbie Q !

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: #Laughs This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it's a restaurant.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bitter Bianca ! Bitter Bianca who ? Bitter Bianca next train out of here, pardner !

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: #Laughs What do naked fish play with ? Bare-a-cudas !

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: #Laughs A customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes to the technician.

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: #Laughs One day, a man complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, guess I should see a doctor."His friend said, "Don't do that.

: #Laughs How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

: #Laughs |A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time.

: #Laughs A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune and weight and dropped in a coin."Listen to this," he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card.

: #Laughs A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in his class.

: #Laughs There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.

: #Laughs Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren't through yet being children.

: #Laughs |A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now!Nurse: What is it?Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now!

: #Laughs Customer: Do you have bacon and eggs on the menu: Waiter: No, we clean our menus regularly.

: #Laughs An elderly couple were driving across the country.

: #Laughs On a drive in the country, a city slicker noticed a farmer lifting a pig up to an apple tree and holding the pig there as it ate one apple after another. "Maybe I don't know what I'm talking about," said the city slicker, "but if yo

: #Laughs My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes.

: #Laughs What do you call a black Eskimo dog ? A dusky husky !

: #Laughs Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!

: #Laughs |Top Ways The Army Is Trying To Boost Recruiting8.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Barbie ! Barbie who ? Barbie Q !

: #Laughs This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it's a restaurant.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bitter Bianca ! Bitter Bianca who ? Bitter Bianca next train out of here, pardner !

: #Laughs What do naked fish play with ? Bare-a-cudas !

: #Laughs A customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes to the technician.

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