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: #Laughs What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ? You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

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: #Laughs 'Ann!' the teacher shouted one day at the girl who had been daydreaming out the window.

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: #Laughs Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation.

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: #Laughs Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle.

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: #Laughs What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

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: #Laughs Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.

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: #Laughs A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit.

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: #Laughs A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs. The Customs official says, "Have you got anything to declare?" He thinks a second and he says, "It's a nice-a day!"

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: #Laughs Reporter: To what do you attribute your old age? Old Man: To the fact that I was born in 1890.

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: #Laughs A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day.

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: #Laughs You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

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: #Laughs What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? A funny bunny

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: #Laughs All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems.

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: #Laughs What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ? John.

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: #Laughs |This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over."You got any I.D.?" the patrolman asked.""'Bout what?" the hillbilly replied.

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: #Laughs Headline in today's newspaper:"Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake"!

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: #Laughs On the first day at school the girls were sizing each other up and boasting, trying to make good impressions on each other. 'I come from a one-parent family,' said one little girl proudly. 'That's nothing.

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: #Laughs Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde appeared in a Rochester hospital emergency room, having driven herself to the hospital and barely managing to stagger in from the parking lot.The horrified nu

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: #Laughs Why can't the blonde put in a light bulb? Shey kept breaking them with the hammer.

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: #Laughs Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body? Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!

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: #Laughs What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ? You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

: #Laughs 'Ann!' the teacher shouted one day at the girl who had been daydreaming out the window.

: #Laughs Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation.

: #Laughs Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle.

: #Laughs What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

: #Laughs Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.

: #Laughs A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit.

: #Laughs A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs. The Customs official says, "Have you got anything to declare?" He thinks a second and he says, "It's a nice-a day!"

: #Laughs Reporter: To what do you attribute your old age? Old Man: To the fact that I was born in 1890.

: #Laughs A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day.

: #Laughs You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

: #Laughs What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? A funny bunny

: #Laughs All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems.

: #Laughs What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ? John.

: #Laughs |This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over."You got any I.D.?" the patrolman asked.""'Bout what?" the hillbilly replied.

: #Laughs Headline in today's newspaper:"Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake"!

: #Laughs On the first day at school the girls were sizing each other up and boasting, trying to make good impressions on each other. 'I come from a one-parent family,' said one little girl proudly. 'That's nothing.

: #Laughs Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde appeared in a Rochester hospital emergency room, having driven herself to the hospital and barely managing to stagger in from the parking lot.The horrified nu

: #Laughs Why can't the blonde put in a light bulb? Shey kept breaking them with the hammer.

: #Laughs Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body? Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!

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