Tag: Laughs

: #Laughs What did the tooth say to the dentist? "Fill 'er up!"

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?How come there aren't B

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC's.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher: Where's the P?Student: Its running down my leg!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Aleta ! Aleta who ? Aleta from the tax man !

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their ankles.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ? Shredded Tweet !

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs 10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS1.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave, explaining to the barman he has to go home to do a shit.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs |Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Where do you take a sick horse? To the Horspital!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ? Radio waves !

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first time.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A guy walks up to his friend ans says ''why do you have 'R' and 'L' on your hands?''He replies ''So I know which is my left and which is my right'''Oh'' says the guy ''Now I know why my wife has C and A written on her panties!''

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs There are three religious truths:1.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Where do space monsters live? In far distant terror-tory.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What did the tooth say to the dentist? "Fill 'er up!"

: #Laughs Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?How come there aren't B

: #Laughs Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC's.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher: Where's the P?Student: Its running down my leg!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Aleta ! Aleta who ? Aleta from the tax man !

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny.

: #Laughs Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their ankles.

: #Laughs What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ? Shredded Tweet !

: #Laughs 10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS1.

: #Laughs What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.

: #Laughs Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave, explaining to the barman he has to go home to do a shit.

: #Laughs |Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!

: #Laughs A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight.

: #Laughs A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game.

: #Laughs Where do you take a sick horse? To the Horspital!

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ? Radio waves !

: #Laughs Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first time.

: #Laughs A guy walks up to his friend ans says ''why do you have 'R' and 'L' on your hands?''He replies ''So I know which is my left and which is my right'''Oh'' says the guy ''Now I know why my wife has C and A written on her panties!''

: #Laughs There are three religious truths:1.

: #Laughs A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman.

: #Laughs Where do space monsters live? In far distant terror-tory.

Previous Page Next Page

Back to top | Use Dark Theme