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: #Laughs ?Include your children when baking cookies!?Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted?Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says?British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands?Lost: small apricot poodle.

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: #Laughs Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home.

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: #Laughs An inexperienced real estate salesman asked his boss if he could refund the deposit to an angry customer who had discovered that the lot he had bought was under water. "What kind of salesman are you?" the boss scolded.

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: #Laughs When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed so early!

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: #Laughs A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man? A: The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

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: #Laughs Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Man who run in front of car get tired.Man who run behind car get exhausted.Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright orga

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: #Laughs What should you buy if your hair falls out ? A good vacuum cleaner !

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: #Laughs Q: How does the blond turn on the light after she has had sex? A: She opens the car door.

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: #Laughs What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse? The ground!

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ? The collie wobbles !

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: #Laughs Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

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: #Laughs It was Halloween and three vampires went into a saloon and bellied up to the bar.

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: #Laughs One day many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed her husband with twin sons.

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: #Laughs During the Six Day War, this division of Arabs is making its way across the burning desert sands towards Israel, when the Arab commander, bouncing along in his jeep, spots an aged Israeli on top a distant sand dune.

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: #Laughs What stories are told by basketball players? Tall stories!

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: #Laughs One day a blonde woman was down on her luck and she needed a quick way to get money. She saw some kids playing and thought "Hey! Maybe I can kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom!" So she creeps up and snatches one. So she began to wr

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: #Laughs The Young Man's Big Mouth A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.

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: #Laughs Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.

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: #Laughs ?Include your children when baking cookies!?Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted?Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says?British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands?Lost: small apricot poodle.

: #Laughs Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home.

: #Laughs An inexperienced real estate salesman asked his boss if he could refund the deposit to an angry customer who had discovered that the lot he had bought was under water. "What kind of salesman are you?" the boss scolded.

: #Laughs When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher.

: #Laughs Q: What's the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed so early!

: #Laughs A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man? A: The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

: #Laughs Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Man who run in front of car get tired.Man who run behind car get exhausted.Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright orga

: #Laughs What should you buy if your hair falls out ? A good vacuum cleaner !

: #Laughs Q: How does the blond turn on the light after she has had sex? A: She opens the car door.

: #Laughs What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse? The ground!

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ? The collie wobbles !

: #Laughs Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

: #Laughs It was Halloween and three vampires went into a saloon and bellied up to the bar.

: #Laughs One day many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed her husband with twin sons.

: #Laughs During the Six Day War, this division of Arabs is making its way across the burning desert sands towards Israel, when the Arab commander, bouncing along in his jeep, spots an aged Israeli on top a distant sand dune.

: #Laughs What stories are told by basketball players? Tall stories!

: #Laughs One day a blonde woman was down on her luck and she needed a quick way to get money. She saw some kids playing and thought "Hey! Maybe I can kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom!" So she creeps up and snatches one. So she began to wr

: #Laughs The Young Man's Big Mouth A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.

: #Laughs Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.

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