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: #Laughs What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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: #Laughs The company sergent is briefing the recruits:"For the next ten weeks the commanding officer will be your father,and I will be your mother.

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: #Laughs What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married? Ant-elopers.

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: #Laughs If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

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: #Laughs A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke.

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: #Laughs Where is Dracula's American office? The Vampire State Building.

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: #Laughs Kid: Teacher can I go to the bathroom?Teacher: You have to say your ABC's firstKid: Ok,a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,q,r,s,t,u, v,w.x.y, and zTeacher: Where's the p?Kid: It's running down my leg!!Sent by Jenna

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: #Laughs A man went to the doctor for a check up.

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: #Laughs A woman had 8 children, all of them boys.

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: #Laughs A blonde goes to a doctor and tells him that both her ears are burnt.

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: #Laughs Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together.

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: #Laughs |Recently, Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their best scientists.

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: #Laughs Three guys are discussing women."I like to watch a woman's tits best," the first guy says.The second says "I like to look at a woman's ass."He asks the third guy "What about you?"."Me? I prefer to see the top of her head."

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: #Laughs What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ? Shredded Tweet !

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: #Laughs |"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles."My dear woman," Darrow replied, "ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that question."

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: #Laughs What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote control between his toes.

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: #Laughs A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. The barman refuses to serve him.

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: #Laughs Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!

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: #Laughs - Yo Mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals" - Yo Mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yeah! Let's go bury it!" - Yo Mama's so ugly, they pu

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: #Laughs You've all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials.

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: #Laughs What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

: #Laughs The company sergent is briefing the recruits:"For the next ten weeks the commanding officer will be your father,and I will be your mother.

: #Laughs What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married? Ant-elopers.

: #Laughs If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

: #Laughs A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke.

: #Laughs Where is Dracula's American office? The Vampire State Building.

: #Laughs Kid: Teacher can I go to the bathroom?Teacher: You have to say your ABC's firstKid: Ok,a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,q,r,s,t,u, v,w.x.y, and zTeacher: Where's the p?Kid: It's running down my leg!!Sent by Jenna

: #Laughs A man went to the doctor for a check up.

: #Laughs A woman had 8 children, all of them boys.

: #Laughs A blonde goes to a doctor and tells him that both her ears are burnt.

: #Laughs Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together.

: #Laughs |Recently, Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their best scientists.

: #Laughs Three guys are discussing women."I like to watch a woman's tits best," the first guy says.The second says "I like to look at a woman's ass."He asks the third guy "What about you?"."Me? I prefer to see the top of her head."

: #Laughs What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ? Shredded Tweet !

: #Laughs |"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles."My dear woman," Darrow replied, "ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that question."

: #Laughs What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote control between his toes.

: #Laughs A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. The barman refuses to serve him.

: #Laughs Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!

: #Laughs - Yo Mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals" - Yo Mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yeah! Let's go bury it!" - Yo Mama's so ugly, they pu

: #Laughs You've all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials.

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