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: #Laughs Waiter, what is this stuff? That's bean salad sir. I know what it's been, but what is it now?

: #Laughs A man calls his family doctor: man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that she was a rabbit. doctor: Ok, bring her in and I'll try to help. man: Fine, but whatever you do, don't cure her.

: #Laughs An Irish couple, whose married bliss was not without a few "squalls" received a humble lecture from their priest regarding their disgraceful quarrels.

: #Laughs The Perfect Dump - Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it's rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects.

: #Laughs What's the definition of unlikely? A photo-spread in Playboy titled 'The World's Top Accountants - Nude!'.

: #Laughs A man goes into a doctor's office and says "Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!"The doctor says,"Good lord! How do your pants fit?"The man replies, "Like a glove."

: #Laughs Handy guide to modern science:If it's green or wriggles, it's biology.If it stinks, it's chemistry.If it doesn't work, it's physics.

: #Laughs What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg? Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

: #Laughs A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet.
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