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: #Laughs A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun."Can I help you sir?, asked the shopkeeper".Ah, yes...I want to buy a .44 Magnum please.The shopkeeper informs the man that the .44 is a very powerful gun, and asks the customer what he's going to use it fo

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: #Laughs What's the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.

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: #Laughs |'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...How to live in a world that's politically correct?His workers no longer would answer to "Elves","Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves.And labor conditions at the north poleWere

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: #Laughs THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that individual, who through single-minded self-sacrifice, has done the most to remove undesirable elements from the human gene pool.Runners-up: [AP, Mammoth Lakes] A San Ansel

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: #Laughs What happened when the barman died? The police held an inn-quest

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: #Laughs A man works in the operations department of a large bank.

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: #Laughs Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasn't been made up yet.

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: #Laughs A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?""Yes," she replied in a loud voice, "I'm the receptionist at the V.D.

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: #Laughs What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart's new?

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: #Laughs A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a sign in the window: "Christian Horse for Sale." Being that the Pastor owned a large ranch, he was immediately interested, and went into the shop.The owner took the Pastor out to the ba

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: #Laughs How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America? They had reservations.

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: #Laughs As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed.

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: #Laughs The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing.

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: #Laughs I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.Can I borrow that quarter, 'cause my mom told me to call home when I fell i

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: #Laughs A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer.

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: #Laughs Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.

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: #Laughs A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with what he sees.

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: #Laughs Q: What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat? A: Almond Joy candy bar

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: #Laughs One evening this Columbia Yuppie was stopped for allegedly drunken driving and was given a breath test by the Howard County Police. "Well ?" he asked somewhat belligerently as the Desk Sergeant slowly read the print out and entered

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun."Can I help you sir?, asked the shopkeeper".Ah, yes...I want to buy a .44 Magnum please.The shopkeeper informs the man that the .44 is a very powerful gun, and asks the customer what he's going to use it fo

: #Laughs What's the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.

: #Laughs |'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...How to live in a world that's politically correct?His workers no longer would answer to "Elves","Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves.And labor conditions at the north poleWere

: #Laughs THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that individual, who through single-minded self-sacrifice, has done the most to remove undesirable elements from the human gene pool.Runners-up: [AP, Mammoth Lakes] A San Ansel

: #Laughs What happened when the barman died? The police held an inn-quest

: #Laughs A man works in the operations department of a large bank.

: #Laughs Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasn't been made up yet.

: #Laughs A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?""Yes," she replied in a loud voice, "I'm the receptionist at the V.D.

: #Laughs What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart's new?

: #Laughs A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a sign in the window: "Christian Horse for Sale." Being that the Pastor owned a large ranch, he was immediately interested, and went into the shop.The owner took the Pastor out to the ba

: #Laughs How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America? They had reservations.

: #Laughs As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed.

: #Laughs The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.Can I borrow that quarter, 'cause my mom told me to call home when I fell i

: #Laughs A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer.

: #Laughs Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.

: #Laughs A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with what he sees.

: #Laughs Q: What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat? A: Almond Joy candy bar

: #Laughs One evening this Columbia Yuppie was stopped for allegedly drunken driving and was given a breath test by the Howard County Police. "Well ?" he asked somewhat belligerently as the Desk Sergeant slowly read the print out and entered

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