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: #Laughs Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world? King Pong.

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: #Laughs Teacher: You're new here aren't you, what's your name? Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith

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: #Laughs The Bachelor DietMondayBreakfast - Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallowsome toothpaste while brushing your teethLunch - Send your secretary out for six "gutbombers"- those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime butnow cost sixty five cen

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: #Laughs A priest was called away for an emergency.

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: #Laughs Where do football directors go when they are fed up? The bored room!

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: #Laughs |The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole.

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: #Laughs When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he left a little thing.When God made woman,he made her out of lace.He didn't have enough,so he left a little space.

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: #Laughs On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to economy since she did not have a first class ticket.

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: #Laughs Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!

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: #Laughs She's so stupid she thinks a shoplifter is a very strong person who goes round picking up shops.

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: #Laughs Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

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: #Laughs |About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish they didn't have to.

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: #Laughs A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to the drugstore to get some pads.

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: #Laughs |Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

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: #Laughs Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worryworry worry"A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!

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: #Laughs Q: What's the best place to photograph Clinton Administration officials? A: A police lineup.

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: #Laughs There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession.

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: #Laughs Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for honeymoon to stay at the same Hotel in Venice, door to door.The next morning, the two brand new husbands step out on their balconies to have a breath of fresh air."So?

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: #Laughs Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton,"Are you ready to order?"Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie.""A quickie?!?" the waitress replies.

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: #Laughs Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world? King Pong.

: #Laughs Teacher: You're new here aren't you, what's your name? Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith

: #Laughs The Bachelor DietMondayBreakfast - Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallowsome toothpaste while brushing your teethLunch - Send your secretary out for six "gutbombers"- those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime butnow cost sixty five cen

: #Laughs A priest was called away for an emergency.

: #Laughs Where do football directors go when they are fed up? The bored room!

: #Laughs |The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole.

: #Laughs When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he left a little thing.When God made woman,he made her out of lace.He didn't have enough,so he left a little space.

: #Laughs On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to economy since she did not have a first class ticket.

: #Laughs Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!

: #Laughs She's so stupid she thinks a shoplifter is a very strong person who goes round picking up shops.

: #Laughs Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

: #Laughs |About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish they didn't have to.

: #Laughs A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to the drugstore to get some pads.

: #Laughs |Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.

: #Laughs Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

: #Laughs Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worryworry worry"A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!

: #Laughs Q: What's the best place to photograph Clinton Administration officials? A: A police lineup.

: #Laughs There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession.

: #Laughs Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for honeymoon to stay at the same Hotel in Venice, door to door.The next morning, the two brand new husbands step out on their balconies to have a breath of fresh air."So?

: #Laughs Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton,"Are you ready to order?"Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie.""A quickie?!?" the waitress replies.

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