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: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde answer to the question "Are you sexually active?" A: "No, I just lie there."

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: #Laughs Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat.The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook,It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.Momma in her teddy and I in the nude,Had just h

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: #Laughs A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.

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: #Laughs If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player ? The one in the sugar bowl !

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: #Laughs |Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the "Twelve Days of Christmas" subsidiary: 1) The partridge will be retained, but the pear tree, which never produced the cash crop forecasted, will be replaced by

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: #Laughs What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water? Jockey and Jill!

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: #Laughs The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by exponential progression when he is already in the company of: (1) a date (2) his wife (3) a better looking and richer male friend.

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: #Laughs Polceman: "I'm afraid that I'm going to have to lock you up for the night." Man: "What's the charge?" Polceman: "Oh, there's no charge.

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: #Laughs The ninety-year-old man was in for his checkup when the nurse practitioner learned he was about to marry an eighteen year old girl.

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: #Laughs |One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE." It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York.

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: #Laughs A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my husband John Barnes whodied January 3, 1803.

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: #Laughs "How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles.

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: #Laughs A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple was engaged in oral sex.

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: #Laughs All booster, no payload.

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: #Laughs Q: How does a man show he's planning for the future?A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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: #Laughs While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr.

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: #Laughs Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

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: #Laughs What are Brazilian fans called? Brazil nuts!

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: #Laughs The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his voluptuous new patient and abandoned his professional ethics entirely.

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: #Laughs TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual.

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: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde answer to the question "Are you sexually active?" A: "No, I just lie there."

: #Laughs Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat.The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook,It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.Momma in her teddy and I in the nude,Had just h

: #Laughs A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.

: #Laughs If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player ? The one in the sugar bowl !

: #Laughs |Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the "Twelve Days of Christmas" subsidiary: 1) The partridge will be retained, but the pear tree, which never produced the cash crop forecasted, will be replaced by

: #Laughs What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water? Jockey and Jill!

: #Laughs The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by exponential progression when he is already in the company of: (1) a date (2) his wife (3) a better looking and richer male friend.

: #Laughs Polceman: "I'm afraid that I'm going to have to lock you up for the night." Man: "What's the charge?" Polceman: "Oh, there's no charge.

: #Laughs The ninety-year-old man was in for his checkup when the nurse practitioner learned he was about to marry an eighteen year old girl.

: #Laughs |One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE." It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York.

: #Laughs A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my husband John Barnes whodied January 3, 1803.

: #Laughs "How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles.

: #Laughs A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple was engaged in oral sex.

: #Laughs All booster, no payload.

: #Laughs Q: How does a man show he's planning for the future?A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

: #Laughs While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr.

: #Laughs Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

: #Laughs What are Brazilian fans called? Brazil nuts!

: #Laughs The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his voluptuous new patient and abandoned his professional ethics entirely.

: #Laughs TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual.

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