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: #Laughs A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her recently deceased husband is published.

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: #Laughs "This is Captain Sinclair speaking.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

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: #Laughs $HOME = /dev/null.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bera ! Bera who ? Bera necessity !

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: #Laughs Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth? Fred: I don't know, Sir.

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: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

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: #Laughs "Dad," said Fred to his father, who was a bank robber.

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: #Laughs What is worse than raining cats and dogs ? Raining elephants !

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: #Laughs Q: How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two - one to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets.

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: #Laughs Once upon a time, a guy was sitting at a bar.

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: #Laughs How do you open a can of beer?That's not the point - it should be open when she gives it to you!

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: #Laughs What's green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels

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: #Laughs How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like shit.

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: #Laughs One day, Jimmy is walking home from school.

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: #Laughs What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.

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: #Laughs |When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice.When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law after the criminal gets arrested, we call him a defense lawyer.

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: #Laughs |The other day, I was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge.

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: #Laughs ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen.

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: #Laughs |The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.

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: #Laughs A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her recently deceased husband is published.

: #Laughs "This is Captain Sinclair speaking.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

: #Laughs $HOME = /dev/null.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bera ! Bera who ? Bera necessity !

: #Laughs Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth? Fred: I don't know, Sir.

: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

: #Laughs "Dad," said Fred to his father, who was a bank robber.

: #Laughs What is worse than raining cats and dogs ? Raining elephants !

: #Laughs Q: How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two - one to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets.

: #Laughs Once upon a time, a guy was sitting at a bar.

: #Laughs How do you open a can of beer?That's not the point - it should be open when she gives it to you!

: #Laughs What's green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels

: #Laughs How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like shit.

: #Laughs One day, Jimmy is walking home from school.

: #Laughs What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.

: #Laughs |When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice.When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law after the criminal gets arrested, we call him a defense lawyer.

: #Laughs |The other day, I was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge.

: #Laughs ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen.

: #Laughs |The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.

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