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: #Laughs How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching? He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

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: #Laughs A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it.

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: #Laughs The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him they just got married that morning."Congratulations!" said the clerk looking at the bride.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you sink an Irish submarine? A: Knock on the hatch.

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: #Laughs What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!

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: #Laughs What is the definition of a caterpillar ? A worm in a fur coat !

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: #Laughs A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife" What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

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: #Laughs One day the bass player hid one of the drummer's sticks. The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, now I am a conductor!"

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: #Laughs Little Monster: I hate my teacher. Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!

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: #Laughs What do astronauts wear to bed? Space Jammies!

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: #Laughs |"The handcuffs are tight because they're new.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Easter Island Barbie ...the famous statue with blonde hair

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: #Laughs Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree.Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselvesstanding before the pearly gates of Heaven, where StPeter and the Devil were standi

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: #Laughs A woman decided to have her portrait painted.

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: #Laughs An airforce officer goes to heaven and at the gate St Peter asks him if he has ever done anything in his life that he believes makes him worthy of attmittance to heaven.

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: #Laughs 10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

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: #Laughs For years 'n years they told me, "Be careful of your breasts.

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: #Laughs |A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule."Alright," the lawyer says looking through his papers.

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: #Laughs When Lee ate raw onions for a week what did he become? Lone Lee.

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: #Laughs 30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man...1.

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: #Laughs How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching? He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

: #Laughs A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it.

: #Laughs The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him they just got married that morning."Congratulations!" said the clerk looking at the bride.

: #Laughs Q: How do you sink an Irish submarine? A: Knock on the hatch.

: #Laughs What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!

: #Laughs What is the definition of a caterpillar ? A worm in a fur coat !

: #Laughs A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife" What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

: #Laughs One day the bass player hid one of the drummer's sticks. The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, now I am a conductor!"

: #Laughs Little Monster: I hate my teacher. Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!

: #Laughs What do astronauts wear to bed? Space Jammies!

: #Laughs |"The handcuffs are tight because they're new.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Easter Island Barbie ...the famous statue with blonde hair

: #Laughs Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree.Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselvesstanding before the pearly gates of Heaven, where StPeter and the Devil were standi

: #Laughs A woman decided to have her portrait painted.

: #Laughs An airforce officer goes to heaven and at the gate St Peter asks him if he has ever done anything in his life that he believes makes him worthy of attmittance to heaven.

: #Laughs 10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

: #Laughs For years 'n years they told me, "Be careful of your breasts.

: #Laughs |A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule."Alright," the lawyer says looking through his papers.

: #Laughs When Lee ate raw onions for a week what did he become? Lone Lee.

: #Laughs 30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man...1.

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