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: #Laughs What's the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.

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: #Laughs It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school intercom:"Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing."Twenty minutes later there was another announcement:"W

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: #Laughs You've failed history again ! Well you always told me to let bygones be bygones !

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A:

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: #Laughs Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

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: #Laughs Q: Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? A: Because The organe Juice said concentrate

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: #Laughs A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding backside.

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: #Laughs Policeman: Are you going to a fire? Motorist: No, I'm trying to prevent one.

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: #Laughs Why was the lion-tamer fined ? He parked on a yellow lion !

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: #Laughs here were these 3 Riverside City Firemen who always went bird hunting together and they always rented a hunting dog name Rex from a local farmer.

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: #Laughs A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw? A: It's all in the grip.

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: #Laughs What was the parrot doing in prison ? It was a jail-bird !

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: #Laughs A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.She sits down at the bar next to a drunk.

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: #Laughs YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT STUCK HALF WAY DOWN

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: #Laughs The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf.

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: #Laughs Mr.

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: #Laughs A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth. Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do? Dentist: Wear a brown tie!

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: #Laughs A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.

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: #Laughs What's the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.

: #Laughs It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school intercom:"Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing."Twenty minutes later there was another announcement:"W

: #Laughs You've failed history again ! Well you always told me to let bygones be bygones !

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A:

: #Laughs Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

: #Laughs Q: Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? A: Because The organe Juice said concentrate

: #Laughs A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding backside.

: #Laughs Policeman: Are you going to a fire? Motorist: No, I'm trying to prevent one.

: #Laughs Why was the lion-tamer fined ? He parked on a yellow lion !

: #Laughs here were these 3 Riverside City Firemen who always went bird hunting together and they always rented a hunting dog name Rex from a local farmer.

: #Laughs A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw? A: It's all in the grip.

: #Laughs What was the parrot doing in prison ? It was a jail-bird !

: #Laughs A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.She sits down at the bar next to a drunk.

: #Laughs YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT STUCK HALF WAY DOWN

: #Laughs The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf.

: #Laughs Mr.

: #Laughs A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth. Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do? Dentist: Wear a brown tie!

: #Laughs A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.

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