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: #Laughs The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson:"All right class, I want everyone to write a sentence which starts with a question and ends with an answer and has the words possible and definite in it!"All at once, young Johnny'

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: #Laughs When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the block except for the Browns...They were boys.

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: #Laughs Innkeeper: The room is a night.

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: #Laughs How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ? He prawned everything !

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: #Laughs What "bus" crossed the ocean? Columbus.

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: #Laughs NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered flashlight Submarine screen door A book on how to read Inflatable dart board A dictionary index Powdered water Pedal powered wheel chair Water proof tea bag

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: #Laughs Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car? A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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: #Laughs A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee.

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: #Laughs Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as t

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: #Laughs One day the zoo-keeper noticed that "Cheech" the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species.In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"?"Well," said the orang-utang, "I just wanted to kno

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: #Laughs It was New Year's Eve ...

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: #Laughs A patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a complete physical exam.

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: #Laughs Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt's your decision: The correct decision should be obvious by nowDo what you want: You'll pay for this laterWe need to talk: I need to complainSure...go ahead: I don't want you to.I'm not upse

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: #Laughs George knocked on the door of his friend's house.

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: #Laughs Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?We are Microsoft.

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: #Laughs An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of 30, and would he have any suggestions."Yes," says the Doctor, "I would advise you to take in a boarder."A year later at his 80th year check-up, the Doctor asks how everything is

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: #Laughs What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit!

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: #Laughs Where do you usually find dogs? It all depends on where you lose them.

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: #Laughs Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? - So people can read her lips.

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: #Laughs Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: She's trying to hold on to a thought.

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: #Laughs The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson:"All right class, I want everyone to write a sentence which starts with a question and ends with an answer and has the words possible and definite in it!"All at once, young Johnny'

: #Laughs When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the block except for the Browns...They were boys.

: #Laughs Innkeeper: The room is a night.

: #Laughs How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ? He prawned everything !

: #Laughs What "bus" crossed the ocean? Columbus.

: #Laughs NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered flashlight Submarine screen door A book on how to read Inflatable dart board A dictionary index Powdered water Pedal powered wheel chair Water proof tea bag

: #Laughs Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car? A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

: #Laughs A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee.

: #Laughs Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as t

: #Laughs One day the zoo-keeper noticed that "Cheech" the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species.In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"?"Well," said the orang-utang, "I just wanted to kno

: #Laughs It was New Year's Eve ...

: #Laughs A patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a complete physical exam.

: #Laughs Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt's your decision: The correct decision should be obvious by nowDo what you want: You'll pay for this laterWe need to talk: I need to complainSure...go ahead: I don't want you to.I'm not upse

: #Laughs George knocked on the door of his friend's house.

: #Laughs Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?We are Microsoft.

: #Laughs An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of 30, and would he have any suggestions."Yes," says the Doctor, "I would advise you to take in a boarder."A year later at his 80th year check-up, the Doctor asks how everything is

: #Laughs What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit!

: #Laughs Where do you usually find dogs? It all depends on where you lose them.

: #Laughs Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? - So people can read her lips.

: #Laughs Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: She's trying to hold on to a thought.

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