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: #Laughs This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey tattooed on the upper most inner side of her left thigh.

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: #Laughs A man walks into a bar one night.

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: #Laughs The Baptist preacher just finished his sermon for the day and proceeded toward the back of the church for his usual greetings and handshaking as the congregation left the church.

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: #Laughs Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you're planning to kill anyway, kills himself? Does it spoil the fun? I also think about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day before his

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: #Laughs Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ? Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

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: #Laughs "It's clear" said the teacher, "That you haven't studied your geography.

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: #Laughs What's fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels? Father Christmas on roller skates!

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: #Laughs A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only".

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: #Laughs What do bees do if they want to use public transport ? Wait at a buzz stop !

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He's the Easter Bungee!

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: #Laughs Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

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: #Laughs The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work, as well as the single life.

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: #Laughs Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for me... My husband ran off with his secretary, My son pierced his eyebrow, My daughter tattooed the bald spot on her head, My dog mated with the neighbors cat, My neighbor sold her hous

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A trip to Israel.

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: #Laughs Old farmer Johnson was dying.

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: #Laughs Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth.

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: #Laughs A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman's home, whenall of a sudden, they hear the front door open and close."Oh, no, it's my husband!"The man says, "Where's your back door?""We don't have a back door" says the woman.The man then asks, "

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A fuckin know-it-all!

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: #Laughs This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey tattooed on the upper most inner side of her left thigh.

: #Laughs A man walks into a bar one night.

: #Laughs The Baptist preacher just finished his sermon for the day and proceeded toward the back of the church for his usual greetings and handshaking as the congregation left the church.

: #Laughs Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you're planning to kill anyway, kills himself? Does it spoil the fun? I also think about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day before his

: #Laughs Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ? Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

: #Laughs "It's clear" said the teacher, "That you haven't studied your geography.

: #Laughs What's fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels? Father Christmas on roller skates!

: #Laughs A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only".

: #Laughs What do bees do if they want to use public transport ? Wait at a buzz stop !

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He's the Easter Bungee!

: #Laughs Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do.

: #Laughs Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

: #Laughs The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work, as well as the single life.

: #Laughs Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for me... My husband ran off with his secretary, My son pierced his eyebrow, My daughter tattooed the bald spot on her head, My dog mated with the neighbors cat, My neighbor sold her hous

: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A trip to Israel.

: #Laughs Old farmer Johnson was dying.

: #Laughs Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth.

: #Laughs A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman's home, whenall of a sudden, they hear the front door open and close."Oh, no, it's my husband!"The man says, "Where's your back door?""We don't have a back door" says the woman.The man then asks, "

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A fuckin know-it-all!

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