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: #Laughs Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to herobstetrician's office.

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: #Laughs Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door. Yours, Sherlock Holmes Watson: So why do you want a yellow door Holmes? Lemon-entry my dear watson.

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: #Laughs When do ghosts usually appear? Just before someone screams.

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: #Laughs A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Aries! Aries who? Aries a reason why I talk this way! Knock Knock Who's there? Arizona! Arizona who? Arizona room for one of us in this town! Knock Knock Who's there? Anka! Anka who? Anka the ship! Knock Knock Who's there?

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: #Laughs At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians. American : "In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1.

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: #Laughs What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ? He died in agony !

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: #Laughs It was Halloween and three vampires went into a saloon and bellied up to the bar.

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: #Laughs How do you make a Gorilla laugh? Tell it an elephant joke!

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: #Laughs |You kiss your girlfriend's home page.A VRML virtual walk through a park is your idea of a good date.Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.

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: #Laughs A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see's her husband, and he is carrying flowers.The brunette says to the blonde "now I'm going to half to spread my legs!", and the blonde says "why? don't you have a vase?"

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: #Laughs I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo.

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: #Laughs A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die you'll come and dance on my grave." The cadet replied, "Not me, Sarge...no sir!I promised myself that when I g

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: #Laughs A naughty child was irritating all the passengers on the flight from London to New York.

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: #Laughs What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film!

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: #Laughs |Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: "I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years"Herman: "Hmm.

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: #Laughs One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her in the stomach three times.

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: #Laughs What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy!

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: #Laughs "Darling," she whispered after they had finished making love, "Will you still make love like that to me after we're married ?"He considered this for a moment, and then replied, "I think so.I've always been especially fond of married women."

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: #Laughs A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table.

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: #Laughs Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to herobstetrician's office.

: #Laughs Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door. Yours, Sherlock Holmes Watson: So why do you want a yellow door Holmes? Lemon-entry my dear watson.

: #Laughs When do ghosts usually appear? Just before someone screams.

: #Laughs A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Aries! Aries who? Aries a reason why I talk this way! Knock Knock Who's there? Arizona! Arizona who? Arizona room for one of us in this town! Knock Knock Who's there? Anka! Anka who? Anka the ship! Knock Knock Who's there?

: #Laughs At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians. American : "In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1.

: #Laughs What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ? He died in agony !

: #Laughs It was Halloween and three vampires went into a saloon and bellied up to the bar.

: #Laughs How do you make a Gorilla laugh? Tell it an elephant joke!

: #Laughs |You kiss your girlfriend's home page.A VRML virtual walk through a park is your idea of a good date.Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.

: #Laughs A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see's her husband, and he is carrying flowers.The brunette says to the blonde "now I'm going to half to spread my legs!", and the blonde says "why? don't you have a vase?"

: #Laughs I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo.

: #Laughs A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die you'll come and dance on my grave." The cadet replied, "Not me, Sarge...no sir!I promised myself that when I g

: #Laughs A naughty child was irritating all the passengers on the flight from London to New York.

: #Laughs What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film!

: #Laughs |Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: "I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years"Herman: "Hmm.

: #Laughs One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her in the stomach three times.

: #Laughs What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy!

: #Laughs "Darling," she whispered after they had finished making love, "Will you still make love like that to me after we're married ?"He considered this for a moment, and then replied, "I think so.I've always been especially fond of married women."

: #Laughs A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table.

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