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: #Laughs Mother: Did you enjoy the school outing, dear ? Jane: Yes, and we're going again tomorrow. Mother: Really ? Why's that ? Jane: To try and find the kids we left behind.

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: #Laughs Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None.

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: #Laughs How do you stop a 3 black men from raping a white woman? Throw them a basketball!What do you call a black priest? Holy Shit!What do you call a black woman taking birth control pills? A Humanitarian.

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: #Laughs What's invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant? A tusky!

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: #Laughs What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse? The ground!

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: #Laughs New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes. Old camper: That's right.

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: #Laughs |"You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent."And you're a liar!" bellowed the opposition.Banging his gavel loudly, the judge interjected, "Now that both attorneys have been identified for the record, let's get on with the case."

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: #Laughs |Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy.

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: #Laughs Boy to Friend: I'm sorry, I won't be able to go out after school.

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: #Laughs Possible titles for Monica Lewinsky's new book1.

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: #Laughs |It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes.

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: #Laughs A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion.

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: #Laughs Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.

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: #Laughs An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides up on a shiny new motorcycle."Where did you get such a functional bike?" asked the first.The second engineer replied: "Well, I was walking along yesterday min

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: #Laughs Customer: There's something wrong with my hot dogs. Waiter: Sorry, I'm a waiter, not a veterinarian.

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: #Laughs Why are men like paper cups?They're dispensable.

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: #Laughs Mike's grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into his van and takes it to a clock repair shop.

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: #Laughs |A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.The musician calls back 25 times more and gets the same message from receptionist.She asks why he keeps calling.

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: #Laughs A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital and tells the desk nurse, "I want to see the eye-ear doctor." "There is no such doctor" she tells him.

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: #Laughs Mother: Did you enjoy the school outing, dear ? Jane: Yes, and we're going again tomorrow. Mother: Really ? Why's that ? Jane: To try and find the kids we left behind.

: #Laughs Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None.

: #Laughs How do you stop a 3 black men from raping a white woman? Throw them a basketball!What do you call a black priest? Holy Shit!What do you call a black woman taking birth control pills? A Humanitarian.

: #Laughs What's invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant? A tusky!

: #Laughs What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse? The ground!

: #Laughs New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes. Old camper: That's right.

: #Laughs |"You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent."And you're a liar!" bellowed the opposition.Banging his gavel loudly, the judge interjected, "Now that both attorneys have been identified for the record, let's get on with the case."

: #Laughs |Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy.

: #Laughs Boy to Friend: I'm sorry, I won't be able to go out after school.

: #Laughs Possible titles for Monica Lewinsky's new book1.

: #Laughs |It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes.

: #Laughs A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion.

: #Laughs Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.

: #Laughs An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides up on a shiny new motorcycle."Where did you get such a functional bike?" asked the first.The second engineer replied: "Well, I was walking along yesterday min

: #Laughs Customer: There's something wrong with my hot dogs. Waiter: Sorry, I'm a waiter, not a veterinarian.

: #Laughs Why are men like paper cups?They're dispensable.

: #Laughs Mike's grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into his van and takes it to a clock repair shop.

: #Laughs |A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.The musician calls back 25 times more and gets the same message from receptionist.She asks why he keeps calling.

: #Laughs A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital and tells the desk nurse, "I want to see the eye-ear doctor." "There is no such doctor" she tells him.

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