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: #Laughs Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have to pay for it!

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: #Laughs What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!

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: #Laughs Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the golf course, Fred had hit his ball into the woods.Harry, laughed and poked fun, but then somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods, just a few yards beyond where Fred

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: #Laughs A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point was that it was on top of the largest skyscraper in town.

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: #Laughs |Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.

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: #Laughs |Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips school?A truant!What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?All sorts of antics!What do you call a greedy ant?An anteater!Why did the elephant put his trunk ac

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: #Laughs What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer? You take me for grunted.

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: #Laughs Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on him.

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: #Laughs My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that really points up some of the differences between the sexes.We were watching CNN's Technology program they have on weekends, when a segment on Virtual Reality came on.Looking

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: #Laughs What did the little kid do with the dead battery? He buried it.

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: #Laughs Little monster: Mom, why can't we have dustbins like everyone else? Mother monster: Less talking, more eating please.

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: #Laughs Why did the chicken cross the "net" ? It wanted to get to the other site !

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: #Laughs |Q: Why do bees buzz?A: Because they can't whistle!Q: Can bees fly in the rain?A: Not without their little yellow jackets!Q: Why did the bee started talking poetry?A: He was waxing lyrical!Q: What goes zzub, zzub?A: A bee flying backwards!Q: What

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: #Laughs How do blonde's braincells die??-Alone-

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: #Laughs Who drives away all of his customers? A taxicab driver.

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: #Laughs Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

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: #Laughs Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and Christmas??? You're lucky, with us it's any Sunday."

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: #Laughs A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his money are soon elected.

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: #Laughs It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.

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: #Laughs Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have to pay for it!

: #Laughs What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!

: #Laughs Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the golf course, Fred had hit his ball into the woods.Harry, laughed and poked fun, but then somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods, just a few yards beyond where Fred

: #Laughs A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point was that it was on top of the largest skyscraper in town.

: #Laughs |Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.

: #Laughs |Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips school?A truant!What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?All sorts of antics!What do you call a greedy ant?An anteater!Why did the elephant put his trunk ac

: #Laughs What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer? You take me for grunted.

: #Laughs Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on him.

: #Laughs My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that really points up some of the differences between the sexes.We were watching CNN's Technology program they have on weekends, when a segment on Virtual Reality came on.Looking

: #Laughs What did the little kid do with the dead battery? He buried it.

: #Laughs Little monster: Mom, why can't we have dustbins like everyone else? Mother monster: Less talking, more eating please.

: #Laughs Why did the chicken cross the "net" ? It wanted to get to the other site !

: #Laughs |Q: Why do bees buzz?A: Because they can't whistle!Q: Can bees fly in the rain?A: Not without their little yellow jackets!Q: Why did the bee started talking poetry?A: He was waxing lyrical!Q: What goes zzub, zzub?A: A bee flying backwards!Q: What

: #Laughs How do blonde's braincells die??-Alone-

: #Laughs Who drives away all of his customers? A taxicab driver.

: #Laughs Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

: #Laughs Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and Christmas??? You're lucky, with us it's any Sunday."

: #Laughs A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his money are soon elected.

: #Laughs It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.

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