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: #Laughs A man takes his dog for a walk in the park.

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: #Laughs Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the disk and corrode the inner mechanics of the drive.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door.

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: #Laughs The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals.

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: #Laughs "Your teeth are like the stars," he said, As he pressed her hand, so white.

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: #Laughs After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing a king-size hangover and asked his wife, "What the hell happened?" "As usual, you made an ass of yourself in front of your boss," replied the wife.

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: #Laughs A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins.

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: #Laughs What is a mouse's favourite game ? Hide and squeak !

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: #Laughs Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down they really are good people.

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: #Laughs A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day.

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: #Laughs What is long and yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana.

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: #Laughs If there were no food left, what could people do? Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could have their traffic jams.

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: #Laughs Why is a racehorse like a letter? They both begin a trip at the post!

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: #Laughs The new Men's Thesaurus - on sale now at your local book stores!:"I'M GOING FISHING"Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid,and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."IT'S A GUY THING"Mea

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: #Laughs A man went to the doctor for a check up.

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: #Laughs A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.

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: #Laughs Fred came rushing in to his Dad.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Fred, I'm glad to see your writing has improved. Pupil: Thank you Teacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is though !

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a thief and a church bell? One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple.

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: #Laughs A man takes his dog for a walk in the park.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the disk and corrode the inner mechanics of the drive.

: #Laughs Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door.

: #Laughs The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals.

: #Laughs "Your teeth are like the stars," he said, As he pressed her hand, so white.

: #Laughs After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing a king-size hangover and asked his wife, "What the hell happened?" "As usual, you made an ass of yourself in front of your boss," replied the wife.

: #Laughs A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins.

: #Laughs What is a mouse's favourite game ? Hide and squeak !

: #Laughs Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down they really are good people.

: #Laughs A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day.

: #Laughs What is long and yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana.

: #Laughs If there were no food left, what could people do? Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could have their traffic jams.

: #Laughs Why is a racehorse like a letter? They both begin a trip at the post!

: #Laughs The new Men's Thesaurus - on sale now at your local book stores!:"I'M GOING FISHING"Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid,and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."IT'S A GUY THING"Mea

: #Laughs A man went to the doctor for a check up.

: #Laughs A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.

: #Laughs Fred came rushing in to his Dad.

: #Laughs Teacher: Fred, I'm glad to see your writing has improved. Pupil: Thank you Teacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is though !

: #Laughs What is the difference between a thief and a church bell? One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple.

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