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: #Laughs Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.

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: #Laughs Twas the night before Payback...'Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,The Taliban are running like rabbits in Afghanistan.Osama's been praying, he's down on his knees,He's hoping that Allah will hear all his pleas.He thought if h

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: #Laughs Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they had built up a computer business with sales in the millions.

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: #Laughs |There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio.

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: #Laughs |What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come on a plate!

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: #Laughs What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ? An independant !

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: #Laughs Q: Which is the odd one out - a refrigerator, a washing machine, a TV or a woman?A: The TV because all the others leak when they're fucked!

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: #Laughs Why are there so many piggy banks? Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

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: #Laughs A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead. The musician calls back 25 times more and gets the same message from receptionist. She asks why he keeps calling.

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: #Laughs |An American will say, "Hot day!" A Canadian will say, "Hot day, eh?" meaning "It's a hot day, isn't it?"This is something deeper than spelling or pronunciation.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mortal Kombat Barbie ...includes more blood than you can even imagine

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: #Laughs yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!

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: #Laughs Are you going to take a bath? No, I'm leaving it where it is.

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: #Laughs You find yourself listening to talk radio.

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: #Laughs On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily business.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you already told the bitch twice.

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: #Laughs Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were.

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: #Laughs Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine.

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: #Laughs What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ? Turns over a new leaf !

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: #Laughs AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox

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: #Laughs Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.

: #Laughs Twas the night before Payback...'Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,The Taliban are running like rabbits in Afghanistan.Osama's been praying, he's down on his knees,He's hoping that Allah will hear all his pleas.He thought if h

: #Laughs Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they had built up a computer business with sales in the millions.

: #Laughs |There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio.

: #Laughs |What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come on a plate!

: #Laughs What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ? An independant !

: #Laughs Q: Which is the odd one out - a refrigerator, a washing machine, a TV or a woman?A: The TV because all the others leak when they're fucked!

: #Laughs Why are there so many piggy banks? Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

: #Laughs A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead. The musician calls back 25 times more and gets the same message from receptionist. She asks why he keeps calling.

: #Laughs |An American will say, "Hot day!" A Canadian will say, "Hot day, eh?" meaning "It's a hot day, isn't it?"This is something deeper than spelling or pronunciation.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mortal Kombat Barbie ...includes more blood than you can even imagine

: #Laughs yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!

: #Laughs Are you going to take a bath? No, I'm leaving it where it is.

: #Laughs You find yourself listening to talk radio.

: #Laughs On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily business.

: #Laughs Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you already told the bitch twice.

: #Laughs Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were.

: #Laughs Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine.

: #Laughs What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ? Turns over a new leaf !

: #Laughs AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox

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