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: #Laughs |For a holiday, Mulvaney decided to go to Switzerland to fulfill a lifelong dream and climb the Matterhorn.

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: #Laughs What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ? The Codfather !

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: #Laughs |A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day.

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: #Laughs |McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bargain ! Bargain who ? Bargain up the wrong tree !

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: #Laughs An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart.

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: #Laughs What goes eek, eek, bang? A mouse in a minefield !

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: #Laughs A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.

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: #Laughs A man goes into a doctor's office and says "Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!"The doctor says,"Good lord! How do your pants fit?"The man replies, "Like a glove."

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the tragedy in Poland? In Poland's largest shopping mall, there was a terrible power outage.

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: #Laughs What is a runner's favourite subject in school? Jog-raphy!

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: #Laughs |A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.

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: #Laughs |What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!

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: #Laughs Judi was bored with driving her BMW.

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: #Laughs Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited.

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: #Laughs A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary.

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: #Laughs At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge. The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and the charge." The defendant said, "I'm Sparks, I'm an electrician, charged with battery." The judge winced and said, "Bail

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: #Laughs A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but she had turned him down because she foundout he was an atheist, and didn't believe in Heaven or Hell."Marry him anyway, dear." the Mother said.

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: #Laughs |For a holiday, Mulvaney decided to go to Switzerland to fulfill a lifelong dream and climb the Matterhorn.

: #Laughs What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ? The Codfather !

: #Laughs So ...

: #Laughs |A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day.

: #Laughs |McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bargain ! Bargain who ? Bargain up the wrong tree !

: #Laughs An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart.

: #Laughs What goes eek, eek, bang? A mouse in a minefield !

: #Laughs A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.

: #Laughs A man goes into a doctor's office and says "Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!"The doctor says,"Good lord! How do your pants fit?"The man replies, "Like a glove."

: #Laughs Did you hear about the tragedy in Poland? In Poland's largest shopping mall, there was a terrible power outage.

: #Laughs What is a runner's favourite subject in school? Jog-raphy!

: #Laughs |A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs |What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!

: #Laughs Judi was bored with driving her BMW.

: #Laughs Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited.

: #Laughs A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary.

: #Laughs At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge. The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and the charge." The defendant said, "I'm Sparks, I'm an electrician, charged with battery." The judge winced and said, "Bail

: #Laughs A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but she had turned him down because she foundout he was an atheist, and didn't believe in Heaven or Hell."Marry him anyway, dear." the Mother said.

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