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: #Laughs What color is a chameleon on a mirror?

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: #Laughs Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when Jesus walked across the water and joined them in the boat.When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked humbly, "Jesus, I've suffered from back

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: #Laughs How do you join a Vampire Fan Club? Send your name, address and blood group.

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: #Laughs Dear Tech Support:I am writing this letter as a last resort.

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: #Laughs An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the bartender if he would get the money from his wallet in his pocket, since he has no arms.The bartender obliged him.

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: #Laughs A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner.

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: #Laughs What do chickens serve at birthday parties ? Coop-cakes !

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous.

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: #Laughs A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police.

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: #Laughs A person wanted a parrot who talked.

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: #Laughs How is a dog's tail like the center of a tree?It's furthest from the bark!

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: #Laughs Yo mama's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.

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: #Laughs A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a PolishMeatball Sandwich.

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: #Laughs During a big fire downtown the firemen were having a bit of trouble.

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: #Laughs How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run, Jump, and Swim is already over here.Sent by Paul

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: #Laughs Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade their final exams:Dept Of Statistics:All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve.Dept Of Psychology:Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them a

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: #Laughs There were two cats that enjoyed running together.

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: #Laughs There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho kept confessing to adultery.

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: #Laughs A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a priest.

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: #Laughs A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary.

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: #Laughs What color is a chameleon on a mirror?

: #Laughs Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when Jesus walked across the water and joined them in the boat.When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked humbly, "Jesus, I've suffered from back

: #Laughs How do you join a Vampire Fan Club? Send your name, address and blood group.

: #Laughs Dear Tech Support:I am writing this letter as a last resort.

: #Laughs An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the bartender if he would get the money from his wallet in his pocket, since he has no arms.The bartender obliged him.

: #Laughs A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner.

: #Laughs What do chickens serve at birthday parties ? Coop-cakes !

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous.

: #Laughs A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police.

: #Laughs A person wanted a parrot who talked.

: #Laughs How is a dog's tail like the center of a tree?It's furthest from the bark!

: #Laughs Yo mama's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.

: #Laughs A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a PolishMeatball Sandwich.

: #Laughs During a big fire downtown the firemen were having a bit of trouble.

: #Laughs How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run, Jump, and Swim is already over here.Sent by Paul

: #Laughs Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade their final exams:Dept Of Statistics:All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve.Dept Of Psychology:Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them a

: #Laughs There were two cats that enjoyed running together.

: #Laughs There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho kept confessing to adultery.

: #Laughs A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a priest.

: #Laughs A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary.

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