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: #Laughs A man dies and goes to Heaven.

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: #Laughs There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.

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: #Laughs I was in the waiting room of my doctor's office the other day when the doctor started yelling, "Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!" I went up to the nurse and asked her what was going on.She told me that the doctor liked to call the shots.

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: #Laughs There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows? It's the VCRdvard

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: #Laughs An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats andget prepared for an emergency landing.A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants ifeveryone was buckled in and

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: #Laughs Brother: Which is farther away- NY City or the moon? Sister: NY City.

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: #Laughs A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friend's wife has died.

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: #Laughs A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's.

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: #Laughs Why are girls like pianos?When they're not upright, they're grand...

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: #Laughs It can't go on! It can't go on! What can't go on? This baby's vest ? it's too small for me.

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: #Laughs Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bison ! Bison who ? Bison girl scout cookies !

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Caesar ! Caesar who ? Caesar quickly before she gets away !

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: #Laughs A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr.

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: #Laughs Q: Why don't blondes eat Jelly? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

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: #Laughs Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ? Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks !

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: #Laughs Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: None.

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: #Laughs |Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at the time the minister asks, "If anyone has good reason why these two should not be married, speak now or forever hold your peace."They had a pregnant lady stand up and say, "Oh, n

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: #Laughs Q: What's one thing everybody sees in a blonde? A: A dick.

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: #Laughs A man dies and goes to Heaven.

: #Laughs There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.

: #Laughs I was in the waiting room of my doctor's office the other day when the doctor started yelling, "Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!" I went up to the nurse and asked her what was going on.She told me that the doctor liked to call the shots.

: #Laughs There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows? It's the VCRdvard

: #Laughs An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats andget prepared for an emergency landing.A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants ifeveryone was buckled in and

: #Laughs Brother: Which is farther away- NY City or the moon? Sister: NY City.

: #Laughs A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friend's wife has died.

: #Laughs A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's.

: #Laughs Why are girls like pianos?When they're not upright, they're grand...

: #Laughs It can't go on! It can't go on! What can't go on? This baby's vest ? it's too small for me.

: #Laughs Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bison ! Bison who ? Bison girl scout cookies !

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Caesar ! Caesar who ? Caesar quickly before she gets away !

: #Laughs A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr.

: #Laughs Q: Why don't blondes eat Jelly? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

: #Laughs Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ? Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks !

: #Laughs Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: None.

: #Laughs |Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at the time the minister asks, "If anyone has good reason why these two should not be married, speak now or forever hold your peace."They had a pregnant lady stand up and say, "Oh, n

: #Laughs Q: What's one thing everybody sees in a blonde? A: A dick.

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