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: #Laughs Kennen was having a drink in a saloon when his neighbor, Stakely, came rushing in.

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: #Laughs Business Rules to Live ByIf you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.It doesn't matt

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: #Laughs What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? - Quattro Sink-o

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: #Laughs These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker.

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: #Laughs Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back. Will: Pity it's not on her head.

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: #Laughs Why won't pigs take up jogging? They don't like to get that far from the table.

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: #Laughs Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.

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: #Laughs Waiter, there is a cockroach on my steak ! They don't seem to care what they eat do they sir !

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: #Laughs Dear Boss, I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions.

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: #Laughs Where do you look for blondes' obituaries? Under "Home Improvements."

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: #Laughs A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly puzzled filling his visaapplication.

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: #Laughs * Pre-Mammogram Exercises! *Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there's no need to worry.

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: #Laughs What does an accountant use for birth control? His personality.

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: #Laughs How are men like noodles? They are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.

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: #Laughs Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.

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: #Laughs Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid? They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

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: #Laughs Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lover's funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she wanted on the card.

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: #Laughs The criminal mastermind found one of his gang sawing the legs off his bed.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bubbles ! Bubbles who ? Bubbles, bangles, and beads...!

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: #Laughs A policeman came upon a super-salesman about to jump from a bridge and yelled, "Wait, Fellow! Please don't do that !!!" The salesman said, "Why not ?" and proceeded to expound on his views on the shaky economy, declining family life a

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: #Laughs Kennen was having a drink in a saloon when his neighbor, Stakely, came rushing in.

: #Laughs Business Rules to Live ByIf you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.It doesn't matt

: #Laughs What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? - Quattro Sink-o

: #Laughs These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker.

: #Laughs Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back. Will: Pity it's not on her head.

: #Laughs Why won't pigs take up jogging? They don't like to get that far from the table.

: #Laughs Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.

: #Laughs Waiter, there is a cockroach on my steak ! They don't seem to care what they eat do they sir !

: #Laughs Dear Boss, I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions.

: #Laughs Where do you look for blondes' obituaries? Under "Home Improvements."

: #Laughs A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly puzzled filling his visaapplication.

: #Laughs * Pre-Mammogram Exercises! *Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there's no need to worry.

: #Laughs What does an accountant use for birth control? His personality.

: #Laughs How are men like noodles? They are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.

: #Laughs Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.

: #Laughs Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid? They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

: #Laughs Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lover's funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she wanted on the card.

: #Laughs The criminal mastermind found one of his gang sawing the legs off his bed.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bubbles ! Bubbles who ? Bubbles, bangles, and beads...!

: #Laughs A policeman came upon a super-salesman about to jump from a bridge and yelled, "Wait, Fellow! Please don't do that !!!" The salesman said, "Why not ?" and proceeded to expound on his views on the shaky economy, declining family life a

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