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: #Laughs After much research and millions of dollars, our scientists havediscovered the secret ingredients to Viagra!VIAGRA INGREDIENT LIST: (TopSecret!) 3% Vitamin E 2% aspirin 2%ibuprofen 1% Vitamin C...and .

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: #Laughs If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around the house, you can be sure that he is referring to the lawn mower, the car, the errands, and the baby carriage.

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: #Laughs What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!

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: #Laughs Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea? The Oyster Bunny!

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: #Laughs Why can't there be a Santa Pig? Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

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: #Laughs |A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many.Then, he discovered the problem; a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read, "SPEED TRAP AHEAD".The officer then found a young acco

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: #Laughs Where's Spiderman's home page? On the world wide web.

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there and I'll deal with you later!

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: #Laughs Q: Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards? A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

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: #Laughs Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west.

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: #Laughs Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) 'Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: 'Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown'.

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: #Laughs "You know an ancestor of mine came over on the Mayflower." "Really? Which rat was he?"

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: #Laughs Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!

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: #Laughs What's a rabbits' favorite musical? Hare.

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: #Laughs Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? Because it is below C level.

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: #Laughs Once a couple were on vacation.

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: #Laughs The world's most incredibly lazy man found a magic lamp.

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: #Laughs Q: How are Boris Becker and President Clinton alike? A: Both aren't as successful when they're not on grass.

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: #Laughs At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women: Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to change my plea." Judge: "Is someone using undue influence to prompt you to change your mind?" Defendant: "No sir, when I pleaded No

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: #Laughs After much research and millions of dollars, our scientists havediscovered the secret ingredients to Viagra!VIAGRA INGREDIENT LIST: (TopSecret!) 3% Vitamin E 2% aspirin 2%ibuprofen 1% Vitamin C...and .

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: #Laughs If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around the house, you can be sure that he is referring to the lawn mower, the car, the errands, and the baby carriage.

: #Laughs What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!

: #Laughs Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea? The Oyster Bunny!

: #Laughs Why can't there be a Santa Pig? Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

: #Laughs |A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many.Then, he discovered the problem; a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read, "SPEED TRAP AHEAD".The officer then found a young acco

: #Laughs Where's Spiderman's home page? On the world wide web.

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there and I'll deal with you later!

: #Laughs Q: Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards? A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

: #Laughs Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west.

: #Laughs Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) 'Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: 'Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown'.

: #Laughs "You know an ancestor of mine came over on the Mayflower." "Really? Which rat was he?"

: #Laughs Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!

: #Laughs What's a rabbits' favorite musical? Hare.

: #Laughs Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? Because it is below C level.

: #Laughs Once a couple were on vacation.

: #Laughs The world's most incredibly lazy man found a magic lamp.

: #Laughs Q: How are Boris Becker and President Clinton alike? A: Both aren't as successful when they're not on grass.

: #Laughs At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women: Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to change my plea." Judge: "Is someone using undue influence to prompt you to change your mind?" Defendant: "No sir, when I pleaded No

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