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: #Laughs Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea.

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: #Laughs How to identify where a driver is from...One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New YorkOne hand on wheel, one finger out window: ChicagoOne hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: BostonOne hand on wheel, cradling cell ph

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding ? They got jellygated !

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: #Laughs A Cynics Guide to Life:The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows.

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: #Laughs 'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.

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: #Laughs ZipperGate Update...In a deal engineered by veteran mouthpieces Stein and Cacheris, Ms.Lewinsky has apparently headed off possible perjury charges by offering afull throated confession to Kenneth Starr.

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: #Laughs What kind of star wears sunglasses? A movie star.

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: #Laughs There once was a German schoolteacher.

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: #Laughs Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful? Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !

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: #Laughs Men are like....Laxatives.

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: #Laughs A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week.

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: #Laughs Have you heard the story about the loaf of bread? No.

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: #Laughs What is the vampire's favorite slogan? Please Give Blood Generously.

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: #Laughs |Do you want to know if you suffer from "Alertness Deficit Disorder" (ADD)? Then just take this simple quiz.

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: #Laughs It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in his own pockets !

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: #Laughs A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago.

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: #Laughs A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he doesn't hear anything, so the priest knocks on the wall.The drunk says, "Forget it, buddy, there's no paper in this one, either!"

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: #Laughs The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came over to our table and said..."I am Polish and I cantake a Polish joke as well as the next Polack, but your continuedbashing of my race is getting a little old.

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: #Laughs The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon.

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: #Laughs Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea.

: #Laughs How to identify where a driver is from...One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New YorkOne hand on wheel, one finger out window: ChicagoOne hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: BostonOne hand on wheel, cradling cell ph

: #Laughs Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding ? They got jellygated !

: #Laughs A Cynics Guide to Life:The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows.

: #Laughs 'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.

: #Laughs ZipperGate Update...In a deal engineered by veteran mouthpieces Stein and Cacheris, Ms.Lewinsky has apparently headed off possible perjury charges by offering afull throated confession to Kenneth Starr.

: #Laughs What kind of star wears sunglasses? A movie star.

: #Laughs There once was a German schoolteacher.

: #Laughs Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful? Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !

: #Laughs Men are like....Laxatives.

: #Laughs A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week.

: #Laughs Have you heard the story about the loaf of bread? No.

: #Laughs What is the vampire's favorite slogan? Please Give Blood Generously.

: #Laughs |Do you want to know if you suffer from "Alertness Deficit Disorder" (ADD)? Then just take this simple quiz.

: #Laughs It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in his own pockets !

: #Laughs A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago.

: #Laughs A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he doesn't hear anything, so the priest knocks on the wall.The drunk says, "Forget it, buddy, there's no paper in this one, either!"

: #Laughs The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came over to our table and said..."I am Polish and I cantake a Polish joke as well as the next Polack, but your continuedbashing of my race is getting a little old.

: #Laughs The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon.

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