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: #Laughs |OLD RADIOS never die, they just stop receivingOLD RAILROADERS never die, they just derailOLD RAIN PUDDLES never die, they just dry upOLD SAILORS never die, they just get a little "DINGHY"OLD SAILORS never die, they just lose their porpoiseOLD SAL

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: #Laughs On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says.

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: #Laughs Q: When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk? - A: Anytime he wants to go.

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: #Laughs A Mississippi professor was at a party and became indignant when asked if college professors were absent-minded.

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: #Laughs Alsation: Why do you like to go on camping trips? Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

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: #Laughs Q: How many blonde jokes are there? A: One - the rest are all true.

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: #Laughs Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team? The players all drowned in spring training.

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: #Laughs A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in. When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it gives a "Keyboard Error" message. She then asks "Why did it give me a

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: #Laughs Why is the old, decrepit horse named Flattery? Because it gets you nowhere!

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: #Laughs |What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!

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: #Laughs Where do you put letters to boys? In a mail (male) box.

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: #Laughs Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games ? So that they can pack the defence !

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cassette ! Cassette who ? Cassette your dinner, I'm sorry !

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: #Laughs A guy walks in to the Barbershop.

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: #Laughs Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard."Come have a look over here," says Paddy, "it's Michael O'Grady's grave, God bless his soul.

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: #Laughs Standardized Guide to the Bases Do you remember middle school/junior high/high school?If so, do you remember talking about 'the bases' with your friends?"Yeah man, at the dance, X and Y went behind the gym and they got tosecond base!"Well t

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: #Laughs |How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way to get a wild elephant?Get a tame one and annoy it!What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?Here come the elephants!Why is an elephant braver than a hen?Because

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: #Laughs Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighbourh

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: #Laughs International Travellers Bloopers1.

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: #Laughs |OLD RADIOS never die, they just stop receivingOLD RAILROADERS never die, they just derailOLD RAIN PUDDLES never die, they just dry upOLD SAILORS never die, they just get a little "DINGHY"OLD SAILORS never die, they just lose their porpoiseOLD SAL

: #Laughs On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says.

: #Laughs Q: When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk? - A: Anytime he wants to go.

: #Laughs A Mississippi professor was at a party and became indignant when asked if college professors were absent-minded.

: #Laughs Alsation: Why do you like to go on camping trips? Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

: #Laughs Q: How many blonde jokes are there? A: One - the rest are all true.

: #Laughs Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team? The players all drowned in spring training.

: #Laughs A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in. When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it gives a "Keyboard Error" message. She then asks "Why did it give me a

: #Laughs Why is the old, decrepit horse named Flattery? Because it gets you nowhere!

: #Laughs |What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!

: #Laughs Where do you put letters to boys? In a mail (male) box.

: #Laughs Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games ? So that they can pack the defence !

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cassette ! Cassette who ? Cassette your dinner, I'm sorry !

: #Laughs A guy walks in to the Barbershop.

: #Laughs Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard."Come have a look over here," says Paddy, "it's Michael O'Grady's grave, God bless his soul.

: #Laughs Standardized Guide to the Bases Do you remember middle school/junior high/high school?If so, do you remember talking about 'the bases' with your friends?"Yeah man, at the dance, X and Y went behind the gym and they got tosecond base!"Well t

: #Laughs |How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way to get a wild elephant?Get a tame one and annoy it!What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?Here come the elephants!Why is an elephant braver than a hen?Because

: #Laughs Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighbourh

: #Laughs International Travellers Bloopers1.

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