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: #Laughs Many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed her husband with twin sons.

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: #Laughs Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut died an old Mann.Dec.

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: #Laughs I admitted to my friend that I hadn't had sex for a while.My friend reassured me that I won't forget it, cuz sex islike riding a bicycle.I know it's been a while, but I don't ever remember pedaling...

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: #Laughs A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.

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: #Laughs A young boy had just gotten his driving permit.

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: #Laughs How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!

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: #Laughs Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).

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: #Laughs There was an American on a buisness trip in England.

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: #Laughs THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this year!It's so wonderful that you included me in your quest to inform!Because of all of you I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found outfrom you that it's good for removin

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: #Laughs Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!

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: #Laughs Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....

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: #Laughs Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around the corner.The minister says, "My, Farmer Petrovich, you're certainly giving thatsheep a beating.

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: #Laughs How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!

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: #Laughs Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, ?Do you want to go to heaven??The man said, ?I do Father.? The priest said, ?Then stand over there against the wall.?Then the priest asked the second man, ?Do you want

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: #Laughs A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor." "Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell." "My dear," the doctor said, "that's completely natural. I don't see

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: #Laughs Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home."Sixty is the worst age to be," announced the 60 year old.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

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: #Laughs Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ? Captain: Well, it could have been worse. Manager: How ? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league !

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: #Laughs With all the recent talk of cloning, you'd think it was a new thing.But in fact, a very wealthy westerner had himself cloned many years ago.

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: #Laughs How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?When she starts her sentence with , "A man once told me...

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: #Laughs Many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed her husband with twin sons.

: #Laughs Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut died an old Mann.Dec.

: #Laughs I admitted to my friend that I hadn't had sex for a while.My friend reassured me that I won't forget it, cuz sex islike riding a bicycle.I know it's been a while, but I don't ever remember pedaling...

: #Laughs A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.

: #Laughs A young boy had just gotten his driving permit.

: #Laughs How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!

: #Laughs Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).

: #Laughs There was an American on a buisness trip in England.

: #Laughs THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this year!It's so wonderful that you included me in your quest to inform!Because of all of you I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found outfrom you that it's good for removin

: #Laughs Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!

: #Laughs Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....

: #Laughs Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around the corner.The minister says, "My, Farmer Petrovich, you're certainly giving thatsheep a beating.

: #Laughs How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!

: #Laughs Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, ?Do you want to go to heaven??The man said, ?I do Father.? The priest said, ?Then stand over there against the wall.?Then the priest asked the second man, ?Do you want

: #Laughs A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor." "Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell." "My dear," the doctor said, "that's completely natural. I don't see

: #Laughs Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home."Sixty is the worst age to be," announced the 60 year old.

: #Laughs Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

: #Laughs Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ? Captain: Well, it could have been worse. Manager: How ? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league !

: #Laughs With all the recent talk of cloning, you'd think it was a new thing.But in fact, a very wealthy westerner had himself cloned many years ago.

: #Laughs How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?When she starts her sentence with , "A man once told me...

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