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: #Laughs When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:"The seatbelt sign is on Mr.

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: #Laughs Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the old Polish Navy!

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: #Laughs There is a drunk driver.

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: #Laughs REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:--Responsibility makes me nervous.--They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning.Couldn't work under those conditions.REASONS FOR LEAVING MY LAST JOB:--Was met with a string of broken promises

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: #Laughs Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches? They prefer cricket matches!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Amin ! Amin who ? Amin man!

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: #Laughs Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team? The players all drowned in spring training.

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: #Laughs |A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn't start.

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: #Laughs Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.

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: #Laughs When did Caesar reign ? I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did, didn't they hail him ?

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: #Laughs It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency,were traveling together through the midwest, when they were caughtbetween towns during a driving snow storm.The further they went, the worse conditions got, and they finallyslid o

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: #Laughs Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will never be able tosupport you.

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: #Laughs What's another name for a clever duck ? A wise quacker !

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: #Laughs For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a trip to France.

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: #Laughs What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ? A guard dog !

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: #Laughs When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake.

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: #Laughs Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!

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: #Laughs How do you find white shirts on the Internet? Use a starch engine.

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: #Laughs A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While he's talking to his grandmother, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off.As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandmother, "

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: #Laughs It's not what you say, but the way you say it. On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: "Time stands still when I look into your eyes." The girl was very flattered. What the boy had really meant was, "You have a face that would

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: #Laughs When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:"The seatbelt sign is on Mr.

: #Laughs Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the old Polish Navy!

: #Laughs There is a drunk driver.

: #Laughs REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:--Responsibility makes me nervous.--They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning.Couldn't work under those conditions.REASONS FOR LEAVING MY LAST JOB:--Was met with a string of broken promises

: #Laughs Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches? They prefer cricket matches!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Amin ! Amin who ? Amin man!

: #Laughs Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team? The players all drowned in spring training.

: #Laughs |A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn't start.

: #Laughs Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.

: #Laughs When did Caesar reign ? I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did, didn't they hail him ?

: #Laughs It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency,were traveling together through the midwest, when they were caughtbetween towns during a driving snow storm.The further they went, the worse conditions got, and they finallyslid o

: #Laughs Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will never be able tosupport you.

: #Laughs What's another name for a clever duck ? A wise quacker !

: #Laughs For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a trip to France.

: #Laughs What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ? A guard dog !

: #Laughs When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake.

: #Laughs Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!

: #Laughs How do you find white shirts on the Internet? Use a starch engine.

: #Laughs A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While he's talking to his grandmother, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off.As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandmother, "

: #Laughs It's not what you say, but the way you say it. On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: "Time stands still when I look into your eyes." The girl was very flattered. What the boy had really meant was, "You have a face that would

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