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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ? Bach to work!

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: #Laughs An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached the open door of the plane at the end of the jet way, a very attractive flight attendant was collecting boarding passes.

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: #Laughs A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York.

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: #Laughs Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ? There was some money in the kitty !

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: #Laughs Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus? A: The out-of-tune sax player! You were hallucinating the other two.

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: #Laughs That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the sheep.

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: #Laughs Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ? Man: It did for a while - then it fell off.

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: #Laughs Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his car?A: Took him an hour using a coat hanger to get his family out.Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughte

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: #Laughs A Little Boy Comes Running Into The Room and Says, "Grandpa! Grandpa! Can You Make A Sound Like A Frog?"The Grandpa says, "I Don't Know, Why?"The Little Boy Says, "Because Grandma Says As Soon As You Croak, We Can Go To Disneyland!"

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm turning into a frog Your just playing too much croquet!

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory? She kept throwing out all of the W's!

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

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: #Laughs A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter."What are you doing?" She asked."Hunting Flies" He responded."Oh.

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: #Laughs A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.

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: #Laughs One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up.

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: #Laughs A football supporter's favourite Christmas song? 'Yule never walk alone'

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: #Laughs Q: When will there be a woman in the White House? A: When Hillary leaves town.

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: #Laughs |What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ? Bach to work!

: #Laughs An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached the open door of the plane at the end of the jet way, a very attractive flight attendant was collecting boarding passes.

: #Laughs A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York.

: #Laughs Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ? There was some money in the kitty !

: #Laughs Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus? A: The out-of-tune sax player! You were hallucinating the other two.

: #Laughs That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the sheep.

: #Laughs Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ? Man: It did for a while - then it fell off.

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: #Laughs Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his car?A: Took him an hour using a coat hanger to get his family out.Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughte

: #Laughs A Little Boy Comes Running Into The Room and Says, "Grandpa! Grandpa! Can You Make A Sound Like A Frog?"The Grandpa says, "I Don't Know, Why?"The Little Boy Says, "Because Grandma Says As Soon As You Croak, We Can Go To Disneyland!"

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm turning into a frog Your just playing too much croquet!

: #Laughs Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory? She kept throwing out all of the W's!

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

: #Laughs A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter."What are you doing?" She asked."Hunting Flies" He responded."Oh.

: #Laughs A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.

: #Laughs One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up.

: #Laughs A football supporter's favourite Christmas song? 'Yule never walk alone'

: #Laughs Q: When will there be a woman in the White House? A: When Hillary leaves town.

: #Laughs |What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!

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