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: #Laughs What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before? Deja phew!

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: #Laughs A fire broke out in a six story apartment building last week in a near by town.

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: #Laughs By Bill AdlerA Teenager is...A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number..A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast..A youngster who receives his/her allowance on Monday, spends i

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: #Laughs |Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A: One is far more painful to your ears.Q: What's the name of a good English horn player?A: I'll tell you when I meet one.Q: How many English horn players does it t

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: #Laughs |The Captain called the Sergeant in.

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: #Laughs |What's a mouse's favorite record?Please cheese me!

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: #Laughs 'Five dollars for one question!' said the girl to the fortune-teller. 'That's very expensive,isn't it ?' 'Next!'

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: #Laughs Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class. Johnny: I know.

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: #Laughs Q: Why does the secret service guard Hillary so closely? A: Because if something happens to her, Bill becomes President!

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: #Laughs You don't see many reindeer in zoos, do you? No.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as Rudolph, he just couldn't stop as fast.

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: #Laughs Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from? Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older.

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: #Laughs A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police.

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: #Laughs There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction, and crashed in the jungle.A few days later, Pepsi sent a rescue plane to search for the plane and crew.They found the wreckage, but were not able to locate the c

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: #Laughs Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work at the same time and get on the elevator.

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: #Laughs How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!

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: #Laughs A guy rings work and says "I can`t come in to work today as I`m sick"The voice at the other end asks "How sick are you ??"The guy says "Well I`m in bed with my 12 year old son !!"

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: #Laughs |An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary."Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested.

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: #Laughs A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck, "Water".

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: #Laughs A woman walks into a hardware store and says "I want to buy a hinge." The clerk says "Do you wanna screw for that hinge?" The woman says, "No, but I'll blow you for the toaster."

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: #Laughs What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before? Deja phew!

: #Laughs A fire broke out in a six story apartment building last week in a near by town.

: #Laughs By Bill AdlerA Teenager is...A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number..A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast..A youngster who receives his/her allowance on Monday, spends i

: #Laughs |Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A: One is far more painful to your ears.Q: What's the name of a good English horn player?A: I'll tell you when I meet one.Q: How many English horn players does it t

: #Laughs |The Captain called the Sergeant in.

: #Laughs |What's a mouse's favorite record?Please cheese me!

: #Laughs 'Five dollars for one question!' said the girl to the fortune-teller. 'That's very expensive,isn't it ?' 'Next!'

: #Laughs Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class. Johnny: I know.

: #Laughs Q: Why does the secret service guard Hillary so closely? A: Because if something happens to her, Bill becomes President!

: #Laughs You don't see many reindeer in zoos, do you? No.

: #Laughs Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as Rudolph, he just couldn't stop as fast.

: #Laughs Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from? Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older.

: #Laughs A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police.

: #Laughs There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction, and crashed in the jungle.A few days later, Pepsi sent a rescue plane to search for the plane and crew.They found the wreckage, but were not able to locate the c

: #Laughs Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work at the same time and get on the elevator.

: #Laughs How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!

: #Laughs A guy rings work and says "I can`t come in to work today as I`m sick"The voice at the other end asks "How sick are you ??"The guy says "Well I`m in bed with my 12 year old son !!"

: #Laughs |An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary."Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested.

: #Laughs A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck, "Water".

: #Laughs A woman walks into a hardware store and says "I want to buy a hinge." The clerk says "Do you wanna screw for that hinge?" The woman says, "No, but I'll blow you for the toaster."

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