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: #Laughs If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ? Plenty of milk !

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: #Laughs Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year? Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!

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: #Laughs |What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

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: #Laughs A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station.

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: #Laughs |A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.

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: #Laughs What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman? Lots.

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: #Laughs Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon? Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

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: #Laughs A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy behind the counter bellows, "ONE BURGER!"The cook, who's even bigger, screams, "BUR-GER!"Whereupon he grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it inhis bare arm

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: #Laughs Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when Ralph hit his tee shot way to the right.

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: #Laughs What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army? You've got no beef, soldier!

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: #Laughs |MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O'Bannon.

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: #Laughs Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what have you done wrong? A: Made her chain too long.

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: #Laughs Why did the robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Chile ! Chile who? Chile out tonight !

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: #Laughs What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ? One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!

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: #Laughs A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan.

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: #Laughs Mrs Jones: Now, remember, children, travel is very good for you.

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: #Laughs Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? - Because she gets a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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: #Laughs What Not to Name Your DogEverybody has a dog called Rover or Spot.

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: #Laughs It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed.

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: #Laughs If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ? Plenty of milk !

: #Laughs Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year? Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!

: #Laughs |What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

: #Laughs A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station.

: #Laughs |A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.

: #Laughs What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman? Lots.

: #Laughs Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon? Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

: #Laughs A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy behind the counter bellows, "ONE BURGER!"The cook, who's even bigger, screams, "BUR-GER!"Whereupon he grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it inhis bare arm

: #Laughs Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when Ralph hit his tee shot way to the right.

: #Laughs What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army? You've got no beef, soldier!

: #Laughs |MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O'Bannon.

: #Laughs Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what have you done wrong? A: Made her chain too long.

: #Laughs Why did the robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Chile ! Chile who? Chile out tonight !

: #Laughs What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ? One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!

: #Laughs A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan.

: #Laughs Mrs Jones: Now, remember, children, travel is very good for you.

: #Laughs Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? - Because she gets a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

: #Laughs What Not to Name Your DogEverybody has a dog called Rover or Spot.

: #Laughs It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed.

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