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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A: Nothing.

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: #Laughs Father: I hear you skipped school to play football Son: No I didn't, and I have the fish to prove it!

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: #Laughs Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race.

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: #Laughs Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he had just picked up, a man goes into the kitchen for some foodto replenish his justspent energy.

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: #Laughs |A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered a double scotch.A few minutes later, the man again peeked into his pocket and ordered another double.

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: #Laughs I don't think this whole White House scandal is good for parents.

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: #Laughs Democrats' favorite Christmas carol is "Deck the Halls." Young Democrat's favorite Christmas carol is "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer." Republican's favorite Christmas carol is "White Christmas." Young Republicans' favorite Chris

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: #Laughs |What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!

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: #Laughs The child was a typical four-year-old girl - cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny.

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: #Laughs Two Polish guys are discussing one's upcoming wedding...

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: #Laughs Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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: #Laughs What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ? A mouse sandwich !

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: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

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: #Laughs Which dog is always without a tail? A hot dog.

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: #Laughs What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ? Flatman and Ribbon !

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: #Laughs Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor.

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: #Laughs Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money () But we know that money is a root of all evil, thus: money = sqrt(evil) Taking into account (), we have: Girls = sqrt(evil)*sqrt(evil) And finally: Girls = |evil| Thus, Girls

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: #Laughs A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven.

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: #Laughs Why don't lobsters share? They're shellfish.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A: Nothing.

: #Laughs Father: I hear you skipped school to play football Son: No I didn't, and I have the fish to prove it!

: #Laughs Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race.

: #Laughs Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he had just picked up, a man goes into the kitchen for some foodto replenish his justspent energy.

: #Laughs |A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered a double scotch.A few minutes later, the man again peeked into his pocket and ordered another double.

: #Laughs I don't think this whole White House scandal is good for parents.

: #Laughs Democrats' favorite Christmas carol is "Deck the Halls." Young Democrat's favorite Christmas carol is "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer." Republican's favorite Christmas carol is "White Christmas." Young Republicans' favorite Chris

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs |What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!

: #Laughs The child was a typical four-year-old girl - cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny.

: #Laughs Two Polish guys are discussing one's upcoming wedding...

: #Laughs Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

: #Laughs What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ? A mouse sandwich !

: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

: #Laughs Which dog is always without a tail? A hot dog.

: #Laughs What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ? Flatman and Ribbon !

: #Laughs Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor.

: #Laughs Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money () But we know that money is a root of all evil, thus: money = sqrt(evil) Taking into account (), we have: Girls = sqrt(evil)*sqrt(evil) And finally: Girls = |evil| Thus, Girls

: #Laughs A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven.

: #Laughs Why don't lobsters share? They're shellfish.

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