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: #Laughs On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up in the bed, frantically leafing through the bible "What areyou doing?" asked the friend.

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: #Laughs Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.

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: #Laughs What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.

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: #Laughs Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!

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: #Laughs |Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?A: A bee in a submarine!Q: What's more dangerous than being with a fool?A: Fooling with a bee!Q: What did the spider say t

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: #Laughs A man walks into a New York bank, and says he's going to Europe for two weeks and needs to borrow 00.

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: #Laughs |A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated.""And what," his friend asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes?"The businessman said, "Just put them

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: #Laughs Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called - Poupon Pants.(my warped sense of humor loves this one!:)Knott's Berry Farms and National Organization of Women:New company will be called - Knott NOW!!!

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: #Laughs A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice to either go to Heaven or Hell.

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who has a burlap sack and a little guy about a foot tall sitting on the bar playing a little piano.

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: #Laughs The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven.

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: #Laughs Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn't matter, he won't come!

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: #Laughs What's grey and goes round and round ? An elephant in a washing machine !

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: #Laughs Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit down before the other guy gets off.

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: #Laughs Q: How many anglers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four, one to change the light bulb and three to brag about how big the old one was and about the one that they would have changed, but "It got away"

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: #Laughs Q: If called to testify in a trial how long will it before before Clinton commits perjury? A: When he's sworn in.

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: #Laughs Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man.

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: #Laughs Yo mama's so fat- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.

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: #Laughs Q: How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

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: #Laughs On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up in the bed, frantically leafing through the bible "What areyou doing?" asked the friend.

: #Laughs Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.

: #Laughs St.

: #Laughs What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.

: #Laughs Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!

: #Laughs |Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?A: A bee in a submarine!Q: What's more dangerous than being with a fool?A: Fooling with a bee!Q: What did the spider say t

: #Laughs A man walks into a New York bank, and says he's going to Europe for two weeks and needs to borrow 00.

: #Laughs |A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated.""And what," his friend asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes?"The businessman said, "Just put them

: #Laughs Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called - Poupon Pants.(my warped sense of humor loves this one!:)Knott's Berry Farms and National Organization of Women:New company will be called - Knott NOW!!!

: #Laughs A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice to either go to Heaven or Hell.

: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who has a burlap sack and a little guy about a foot tall sitting on the bar playing a little piano.

: #Laughs The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven.

: #Laughs Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn't matter, he won't come!

: #Laughs What's grey and goes round and round ? An elephant in a washing machine !

: #Laughs Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit down before the other guy gets off.

: #Laughs Q: How many anglers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four, one to change the light bulb and three to brag about how big the old one was and about the one that they would have changed, but "It got away"

: #Laughs Q: If called to testify in a trial how long will it before before Clinton commits perjury? A: When he's sworn in.

: #Laughs Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man.

: #Laughs Yo mama's so fat- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.

: #Laughs Q: How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

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