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: #Laughs A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders.

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: #Laughs Can you name two burgers who are royalty? Sir Loin and Burger King!

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: #Laughs How do Religious Education teachers mark exams? With spirit levels.

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: #Laughs Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are those? He says pointing to her breasts.Well, son, These are balloons, and when you die, they inflate and float you up to heaven.Incredibly, he appears to beli

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: #Laughs A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law.

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: #Laughs A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car.

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: #Laughs A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign trail.

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: #Laughs The cavalryman was galloping down the road, rushing to catch up with his regiment.

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: #Laughs Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost power to all of our engines and will shortly crash into the ocean." The passengers were obviou

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: #Laughs Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks.

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: #Laughs Have you seen www.stickytape.com? Yes, I can't tear myself away.

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: #Laughs Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar.

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: #Laughs A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go on the next trip.The brunette said, "We should go to Mars."The redhead said, "We should go to the Moon."The brunette and the redhead sat there arguing

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: #Laughs What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos!

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: #Laughs An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching a religious program.The preacher on this show would go to all the people in the audience and asking them what they wanted fixed, then he would have them cover the part of

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: #Laughs What are spiders webs good for ? Spiders !

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: #Laughs Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1.

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: #Laughs A friend of mine just got divorced.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Amanda ! Amanda who ? Amanda the table!

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: #Laughs A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders.

: #Laughs Can you name two burgers who are royalty? Sir Loin and Burger King!

: #Laughs How do Religious Education teachers mark exams? With spirit levels.

: #Laughs Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

: #Laughs Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are those? He says pointing to her breasts.Well, son, These are balloons, and when you die, they inflate and float you up to heaven.Incredibly, he appears to beli

: #Laughs A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law.

: #Laughs A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car.

: #Laughs A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign trail.

: #Laughs The cavalryman was galloping down the road, rushing to catch up with his regiment.

: #Laughs Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost power to all of our engines and will shortly crash into the ocean." The passengers were obviou

: #Laughs Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks.

: #Laughs Have you seen www.stickytape.com? Yes, I can't tear myself away.

: #Laughs Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar.

: #Laughs A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go on the next trip.The brunette said, "We should go to Mars."The redhead said, "We should go to the Moon."The brunette and the redhead sat there arguing

: #Laughs What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos!

: #Laughs An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching a religious program.The preacher on this show would go to all the people in the audience and asking them what they wanted fixed, then he would have them cover the part of

: #Laughs What are spiders webs good for ? Spiders !

: #Laughs Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1.

: #Laughs A friend of mine just got divorced.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Amanda ! Amanda who ? Amanda the table!

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