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: #Laughs |Jones: "The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on New Year's Day."Smith: "So I understand, but, then again, the Chinese don't have a Christmas the week before!"

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman? Frostbite.

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: #Laughs In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell.At work you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8' cubicle.In prison you get three meals a day.At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that one.In prison you

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: #Laughs Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin.

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: #Laughs Two astronauts were in a space ship circling high above the earth.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee.

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: #Laughs A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.

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: #Laughs |Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were.

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: #Laughs The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in.

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: #Laughs Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh, yes.

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I can't concentrate, one minute I'm ok, and the next minute, I'm blank! And how long have you had this complaint? What complaint?

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: #Laughs Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking? A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?

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: #Laughs A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store.

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: #Laughs A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please." The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I can't serve you." "Why not?" askes the brain. "You're already out of your head."

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: #Laughs Don't steal...

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot? A bite in shining armor.

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: #Laughs Headline in today's newspaper:"Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake"!

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: #Laughs |A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor.

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: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: "Thanks for the refill!"

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: #Laughs |Jones: "The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on New Year's Day."Smith: "So I understand, but, then again, the Chinese don't have a Christmas the week before!"

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman? Frostbite.

: #Laughs In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell.At work you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8' cubicle.In prison you get three meals a day.At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that one.In prison you

: #Laughs Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin.

: #Laughs Two astronauts were in a space ship circling high above the earth.

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee.

: #Laughs A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.

: #Laughs |Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were.

: #Laughs The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in.

: #Laughs Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh, yes.

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I can't concentrate, one minute I'm ok, and the next minute, I'm blank! And how long have you had this complaint? What complaint?

: #Laughs Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking? A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?

: #Laughs A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store.

: #Laughs A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please." The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I can't serve you." "Why not?" askes the brain. "You're already out of your head."

: #Laughs Don't steal...

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot? A bite in shining armor.

: #Laughs Headline in today's newspaper:"Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake"!

: #Laughs |A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor.

: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: "Thanks for the refill!"

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