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: #Laughs |An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant.

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: #Laughs Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window.

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: #Laughs |Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A stripey sweater!Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?A: She's got that down in the mouth look!Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?A: A peeping tom!Q: Why is

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: #Laughs |This is Army policy all begins...

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: #Laughs During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some local repute.

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: #Laughs The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary.

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: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing.

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: #Laughs An Illinois man pretending to have a gun kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines.

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: #Laughs What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic in a house fire.

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: #Laughs A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that she was a rabbit.doctor: Ok, bring her in and I'll try to help.man: Fine, but whatever you do, don't cure her.

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: #Laughs Hello? Fred's Restaurant.

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: #Laughs Why are elephants no good at Net surfing? Because they're scared of the mouse.

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: #Laughs Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile? A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.

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: #Laughs A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery.

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: #Laughs "Dad, can i ask you something?" "Sure! What about?" "You see, I'm already fourteen and...I think it's just proper that i should own one." "And what is this 'one' you're referring to?" "Could you buy me a neat set of brassieres?

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Charles ! Charles who ? Charles your luck on the lottery !

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: #Laughs "Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a 'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool. "Well, I'd have to say that it's a bag that tells you when you've drunk way too much," answered the equally wasted gent. "Ah hell, w

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: #Laughs With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed called "Marriage Anonymous." Whenever a guy feels like getting married, they send over a woman with crulers in her hair, cream on her face and wearing a torn hou

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: #Laughs On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students.

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: #Laughs |An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant.

: #Laughs Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window.

: #Laughs |Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A stripey sweater!Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?A: She's got that down in the mouth look!Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?A: A peeping tom!Q: Why is

: #Laughs |This is Army policy all begins...

: #Laughs During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some local repute.

: #Laughs The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary.

: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing.

: #Laughs An Illinois man pretending to have a gun kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines.

: #Laughs What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic in a house fire.

: #Laughs A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that she was a rabbit.doctor: Ok, bring her in and I'll try to help.man: Fine, but whatever you do, don't cure her.

: #Laughs Hello? Fred's Restaurant.

: #Laughs Why are elephants no good at Net surfing? Because they're scared of the mouse.

: #Laughs Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile? A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.

: #Laughs A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery.

: #Laughs "Dad, can i ask you something?" "Sure! What about?" "You see, I'm already fourteen and...I think it's just proper that i should own one." "And what is this 'one' you're referring to?" "Could you buy me a neat set of brassieres?

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Charles ! Charles who ? Charles your luck on the lottery !

: #Laughs "Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a 'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool. "Well, I'd have to say that it's a bag that tells you when you've drunk way too much," answered the equally wasted gent. "Ah hell, w

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: #Laughs With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed called "Marriage Anonymous." Whenever a guy feels like getting married, they send over a woman with crulers in her hair, cream on her face and wearing a torn hou

: #Laughs On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students.

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