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: #Laughs The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his law firm kept receiving calls asking to speak with him.

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: #Laughs Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.Willowdale, Oregon:It is illegal for husbands to curse during sex.Oblong, Illinois:It is punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing

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: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

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: #Laughs A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

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: #Laughs A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand.

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: #Laughs whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a sock takes 5 toes...

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: #Laughs |Casual Fridays:Week 1 - Memo No.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just fine.

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: #Laughs How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

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: #Laughs |A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately.

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: #Laughs Women love to talk on the phone.

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: #Laughs A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests.

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: #Laughs The tourist: "Can you tell me why so many famous Civil War battles were fought on National Park Sites?"

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: #Laughs What do parrots eat ? Polyfilla !

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: #Laughs "Did you know that last month's (expletive) phone bill is over 0?" my wife scolded me in her harshest, my-husband-the-child voice.

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: #Laughs What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, you must help me.

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: #Laughs Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their balls show!

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: #Laughs A silly boy spent the afternoon with some friends, but when the time came for him to leave, a terrific storm started with thunder, lightning and torrential rain. 'You can't go home in this,' said one of his friends, ' you'd better s

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: #Laughs Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I don't know.

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: #Laughs The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his law firm kept receiving calls asking to speak with him.

: #Laughs Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.Willowdale, Oregon:It is illegal for husbands to curse during sex.Oblong, Illinois:It is punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing

: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

: #Laughs A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

: #Laughs A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand.

: #Laughs whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a sock takes 5 toes...

: #Laughs |Casual Fridays:Week 1 - Memo No.

: #Laughs Q: How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just fine.

: #Laughs How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

: #Laughs |A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately.

: #Laughs Women love to talk on the phone.

: #Laughs A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests.

: #Laughs The tourist: "Can you tell me why so many famous Civil War battles were fought on National Park Sites?"

: #Laughs What do parrots eat ? Polyfilla !

: #Laughs "Did you know that last month's (expletive) phone bill is over 0?" my wife scolded me in her harshest, my-husband-the-child voice.

: #Laughs What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, you must help me.

: #Laughs Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their balls show!

: #Laughs A silly boy spent the afternoon with some friends, but when the time came for him to leave, a terrific storm started with thunder, lightning and torrential rain. 'You can't go home in this,' said one of his friends, ' you'd better s

: #Laughs Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I don't know.

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